On his (hopefully) upcoming intro at Last Voyages... (canon is The Wire)

[omar]

Ayo, "port" this, "port" that. What you keep talking about the port for? Ain't nothin' 'round there but the convention center and a bunch of boats. Ain't no place for me.

...You want me to wake up where?

...Oh, the afterlife sound like it's gonna be good.

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[umgekehrt]

Oh, you've no idea what fresh hell you're in for.

[surfaceshine]

Ports are pretty much the best thing to talk about. At least people don't get swapped around from who they are for 'em.

Mostly.

[omar]

Sound like my kind of party, really.

[omar]

What you mean, swapped around?

[umgekehrt]

It'd make an addition to the festive inmates aboard if you show up, then.

Stark's party enough for most of us, but then again perhaps the place you're being threatened with could use a little more general celebration.

Of a sort.

[surfaceshine]

Oh, not talking about that, then?

I mean it gets better: sometimes, there's floods and breaches, neither of which have to do with the actual ship or damage to it mind you, and they're a real barrel of monkeys. Wake up one day and you're ten years old, or a chick. Wake up three days later and back to normal.

[omar]

[That just brings a grin to his face.] Oh, I'm always happy to bring the fun.

Who's this Stark? Can't say as I know the name.

[umgekehrt]

Stark, Tony. Roughish, brilliant sort. Attractive in an un-kempt way but lamentably monogamous.

I think he's some sort of engineer. Capacity for alcohol must be a shared trait of the species.

[sund8]

Ain't that a prison?

[omar]

What? Shortie didn't mention none of that, man.

[It's possible that his mun is going to be in trouble for this.]

She said I was lookin' forward to three days of paradise!

HI HELLO THIS IS JESSE-MUN TOO

[omar]

I just came from prison, and this don't sound like no Jessup, that's for sure.

LMAO OMG RP IS SUCH A SMALL WORLD HI :D

[sund8]

My mun was lookin' to throw me there. Say it sounds like a prison to me, ese. I'd watch my back if I were you.

[surfaceshine]

Shortie? [Brow quirk.]

Oh, you are. She has a thing for booting people into the midst of events far as I can tell? So enjoy it.

[omar]

[Rough, brilliant, and attractive all sound okay to him, but...]

Engineer? What kind of trouble an engineer getting in that land him in the same pond as all us soldiers and stick-up boys?

[umgekehrt]

Honestly I couldn't say. He seems like the kind who could talk his way out of trouble.

...maybe that's the problem.

[omar]

Yeah, well, as it turn out, that was sort of the problem in the last joint. [Says the shiv in his back.]

[omar]

Oh, I do know the type well. [He is the type. Well.]

Be interested to make his acquaintance. I got a brother named Anthony, too.

[sund8]

Then I doubt you'll survive.

[umgekehrt]

I haven't.

So I take it she means you to be an inmate? I can't say mine hasn't considered it, from time to time.

[omar]

[Well, his mun is short, at least.]

So this ain't exactly gonna be stickin' around after this three days is up, is what you're saying.

Also yessss app. LOL Jesse is going to be a WARDEN soon, horrors.

[omar]

Hey, man, I played the game long enough, this just a chance to play it again.

[surfaceshine]

That is exactly what I'm saying. Cookie for you.

[But not one of Dean's cookies.]

[omar]

I think she means me to confuse y'all on that point, actually.

LMAO. i'm looking at the app again actually. ive wanted to pick up a new game~

[sund8]

You didn't play the game, you lost the game.

[omar]

So what's it really like?

And I'll take that cookie now.