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[twoshortlives]

Getting involved in any novel-writing project of yours is an exercise in futility, however, given that you were nice enough to reunite me with my icons, I'll probably help you.

Even though it has nothing to do with me, and I'm more interested in the novel about Jane than the one you propose to work on first.

- C.

Comments

[inker]

It's aliiiiive!

[twoshortlives]

I'm not sure how happy "it" is, but yes.

[inker]

Hey... but that's how we know everything is normal.

The novels sound kinda interesting, though.

[twoshortlives]

"Interesting" is not the word I would use to describe teenage girls and their internet boyfriends. "Misguided," maybe.

[inker]

Misguided? Sofi was kind of like meeting an internet boyfriend. Except... he wasn't my boyfriend, and I wasn't a teenage girl...

[twoshortlives]

Which means these things are nothing alike, a fact for which I'm forever grateful.

[inker]

Maybe you can convince J to sneak in a character who can get all "I think you're fourteen and you're an idiot" for you.

[twoshortlives]

I'll sneak myself in. I said you were fourteen and an idiot, didn't I?

[inker]

Yeah, that obviously worked well.

[twoshortlives]

Actually, it did. If you'd listened to me, you wouldn't have a job.

[inker]

No -- okay, you're right, but I meant your persuasion skills. If you couldn't stop me, how can you stop ~troo luv~?

[twoshortlives]

I can't, but this is not true love.

[inker]

But I didn't say true love, I said ~troo luv~. It makes people even more irrational.

[twoshortlives]

I forgot you were Cass, and punctuation like that changes the meaning of the phrase, for you.

[inker]

C'mon, man, why else would it look that way? Use your imagination.

[twoshortlives]

You could have just been mocking it, without necessarily changing the meaning. I don't know your position on people who are in love, generally.

[inker]

Well I'm pretty sure we at least have the same position on teenage girls and their internet boyfriends.

[twoshortlives]

My position on teenage girls, in general, is not very positive.

In before Cass says she was a teenage girl, once.

[inker]

In before Cass says you were a teenage girl, once.

[twoshortlives]

...You're right, I didn't even think of that one.

[sircassidy]

CHRIS WAS A - damnit.

[twoshortlives]

Tardy to the party.

[sircassidy]

Don't talk like that, it's like someone's mom trying to sound ironic and hip.

[twoshortlives]

Do people actually think "tardy to the party" is hip?

[sircassidy]

I don't know, Christopher, but by trying to say it, it sounds like you're trying to make it happen.

[twoshortlives]

I don't want to make things happen. I would prefer they didn't happen.

[sircassidy]

Christopher, stop trying to make not making things happen happen.

[twoshortlives]

Cassidy, stop trying to quote Mean Girls.

[sircassidy]

That is so not fetch of you, Christopher.