Voice-testing Starfire after a long absence~

[tamaranprincess]

Oh, mundane! It has been six Earth years since we last saw one another! You are, indeed, a sight for making my eyes sore, yes? [Idioms. How do you work.] I am so grateful that you have chosen me again, after so long a time! And you have even given me... a PB? ...Why would you wish to put peanut butter on my face, mundane? That does not sound at all pleasant...

[MUN EXPLAINS.] --Ohhh. But why do you need to give me a... a three-dimensional face? I am perfectly happy with the face that I have now, please, I do not wish to change it.

[MUN EXPLAINS FURTHER.] --You are gifting me with two faces? [She thinks about this, then smiles.] I guess it is not so different than my having nine stomachs!

Comments

[changelingdude]

[Brb just laughing so hard at Starfire's grasp of language]

[tamaranprincess]

[Nope, not caring about your laughing. HUGGING NOW. ...Quite tightly. Geez, all these years and she still can't quite grasp the concept of USING TAMARANEAN STRENGTH = PAIN.] FRIEND!

[madangry_madcrazy]

N-nine stomachs?

[tamaranprincess]

Yes, as a Tamaranean I do have nine stomachs, strange blue Earthling! [Pause.] Or are you not from the Earth, either?

[like_a_writing_desk]

[Here Star have a male Raven.]

Starfire, you're having that issue grasping the English language again.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh, no, I am human.
...
How do you fit nine stomachs into such a tiny frame?

1/2

[tamaranprincess]

[Just. Completely oblivious at first. IN FACT, HAVE A HUG--] Raven! I have also missed you!

2/2

[tamaranprincess]

[...Wait.]

...You have... changed? [Something is different here. :/]

[like_a_writing_desk]

Nothing gets past you Star.

[Returning the hug.]

I'm Raven but from another universe.

[tamaranprincess]

[LOLING.] I do not use them all of the time! They are empty! [Obviously.]

[tamaranprincess]

Oh! You are like Robin's Larry, yes? Except that you are Raven. [And look nothing like Larry.]

[like_a_writing_desk]

Something like that but the only thing that has changed in this case is our gender.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ah, yes, well... Of course.
...
And if they were all full?

[tamaranprincess]

You are... a boy Raven?

[like_a_writing_desk]

Yes and the genders of everyone in my world is opposite of your world.

[tamaranprincess]

Then I would be almost as big as a Flornop!

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh. Right. A Flornop.
That's only natural.

[tamaranprincess]

And we were all born this way?

[like_a_writing_desk]

Yes, so it is actually a little strange to see you as a female.

[tamaranprincess]

[GASP. YAY. Using sarcasm on a naive alien is almost cruel.] You are familiar with the Tamaranean creature?

[madangry_madcrazy]

[Well this is a man who made his arch enemy fight her own grandmother and stole a wheelchair from a paraplegic boy...]

Not at all. I'm just curious as to why you think I'd know how big a "flour-nap" is.

[tamaranprincess]

Boy Starfire is different? But we are still friends, yes? We still go to the mall of shopping together? And you have helped boy Starfire with the meditation? It must be so, I cannot imagine a world where we are not friends... [And yet, still, she worries.]

[like_a_writing_desk]

He has a different look to him but only slightly. He looks more well..like a male in your species.

But yes I do help him and we still shop together. We're very good friends.

[firefromstars]

[Really, how can she resist a tiny younger self?]

I think you have a wonderful face.

[tamaranprincess]

[What a clorbag. :|]

It is a FLORnop and it is quite big. Bigger than an Earth bear!