a promised voice test....

[secondtofury]

 M'am?

It would be within your best interest to reconsider this.

Comments

[rainingarrows]

Yeah, Hill.

You're doomed.

[black_widow]

I would tell you to ignore Barton, but he's right.

[anomaliiiiies]

They're stubborn at times.

[starknaked]

Good luck with that.

Also, evil stepmother does seem about right.

[rainingarrows]

Of course I'm right.

[secondtofury]

That seems a bit dramatic of you to say, Barton.

[secondtofury]

It's a little drastic, don't you think? To declare me "doomed" from the beginning?

[secondtofury]

So I've noticed. And more often than not, they won't listen to reason.

[rainingarrows]

You haven't been around this particular group of "muns" as long as I have.

Trust me, you're not getting out of this just by asking for a reconsideration.

[nobodysweapon]

You're probably as close to sane as anyone involved with S.H.I.E.L.D.

Maybe with you around you can suggest that chasing me is a resource drain.

[black_widow]

Don't let it get to your head.

[black_widow]

We were all doomed the moment they decided to "play" with us.

[secondtofury]

If I were to forget the "reconsideration" route and instead attempt the lack of cooperation one?

[secondtofury]

It's infuriating that we've become nothing more than playthings to them.

[secondtofury]

Evil stepmother is far from accurate at this moment in time, Stark.

[amygdalae]

I think they do have their best interests. It just doesn't seem to involve ours.

[technetronic]

If you want to get them to do what you want you have to try reverse psychology.

[secondtofury]

I'll consider that a compliment....

[She pauses a beat.]

I may suggest, but that does not mean my input will be considered.

[secondtofury]

Their interests are questionable at best.

[secondtofury]

So I should cooperate to make her lose interest? I fail to see how that would work.

[nobodysweapon]

It is a compliment. And your imput will go over better than mine.

*For the record that was a note attached to the unconscious agents which read "Stop chasing me. P.S. Train them better."*

[starknaked]

It's on the list. Nevermind. Avenger joke, I guess.

[solutions]

Asking nicely isn't the only method of persuasion SHIELD authorizes, Agent Hill. Give any others a run?

[technetronic]

They enjoy making us as miserable as possible, if we pretend we're actually happy about it then yes it could work.

[secondtofury]

Asking nicely is simply Phase One of the plan, Director Fury. She'll have time to consider before I implement any other attempts.