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[starknaked]

In regards to this list.

It is not nearly as funny as you think. Not even close. It should be seen as a guideline for you to follow. Do take notes and then get on it.

Comments

[compromisedarrow]

We're still selling you.

[dedicateyourheart]

I wouldn't stand for being confined to the bowels of any building.

[starknaked]

Are they promising you candy and leather pants?

[compromisedarrow]

No. Something better. Besides, Nat's in charge of negotiation.

[starknaked]

Yes, I'm sure SHIELD cares but we'll rescue you!

[dedicateyourheart]

I don't need rescuing. As your amusing little list clearly states, Nikola Tesla is not being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

[starknaked]

You do realize I'm probably worth more and can create better, right?

[starknaked]

Are you certain? Besides being him, are you certain?

[dedicateyourheart]

Absolutely.

[tinfoil_angel]

[He'll just be laughing.]

Brilliant. Now I almost wish you were real in my universe.

[compromisedarrow]

[You're going to have to try better than that, Stark.]

[like_a_gerbil]

Number nine...Slip once and say 'dame'... [The others he wouldn't have dared to say in any era. Especially not when Peggy would have shot him for even thinking of those.]

I'm kinda disappointed that there won't be a birthday party.

Who called me Captain Tightpants?

[starknaked]

That never ceases to make me laugh. Am I at least a comic book hero?

[tinfoil_angel]

Yeah you are, you'd make the post apocalypse a bit more amusing though.

Also one of my friends would be very excited to meet you.

[starknaked]

I will pay you to start calling Natasha that. Double for Hill. [It would be worth it to see what happened.] And I'll stop working on the death glare goggles.

Hey, take that up with Fury! Not our fault you're ancient.

That is a question I am not at liberty to answer.

[starknaked]

Right. So now we have to lock you in the basement. Damn.

[starknaked]

Do they do me justice?

Oh? Comic fan or just a fan of me?

[tinfoil_angel]

Not exactly. To a certain extent but the movies paint you in a better light.

More of a fan of technology. She made a water-powered personal flying device. So a fan of you too.

[dedicateyourheart]

I advise against that.

[nobodysweapon]

...They seem rather accurate to me, barring the fact that the list is reasonable and intelligent.

Which are traits S.H.I.E.L.D. has trouble with.

[starknaked]

You have no sense of humour.

[starknaked]

Movies. I will always love that concept. Always.

Water powered. Pulling it from the atmosphere?

[starknaked]

[Nope. He just has to arm Natasha with those goggles and wait for Barton to piss her off.]

[starknaked]

Obviously written by me and Banner then.

[compromisedarrow]

[He'll just go back to accusing Thor of abducting helpless women.]