On meeting Ken

[fellfromthetree]

You're just trying to stress me out. Ugh. Its not as if I don't have ENOUGH of a problem fitting in, now I have a monkey talking


Can't...can you just STOP bringing this kind of unwanted attention onto me? I have a hard enough time as it is.

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[bunnie_rabbot]

Sally? Y'all doin' okay?

[fellfromthetree]

No, I'm no-

[jiwofheuwhewfo a talking rabbit]

...Seriously...? How does everyone know my name and why are all the animals talking!?

[bunnie_rabbot]

*Bunnie scratches her head.* Ah heard some crazy thing from other zones, but this is plum strange.

Sal', Why do y'all think it's weird for me to be talkin'?

[fellfromthetree]

Because animals don't talk!

[Says the...animal that is talking?]

[bunnie_rabbot]

Ah ain't an animal, Sally; Ahm a Mobian, same as you. Mobian's know how to talk.

[fellfromthetree]

...

You too? Ugh...

[She buries her head in her hand.]

I just...don't get this. Where are all these sudden 'Mobian' people coming from? Why has no one found them and announced any part of their existence until I found the talking monkey in the sewer? And--does anyone realize how ridiculous I feel saying that I found a talking monkey in the sewer?!

[...No, its clearly not a dream and it can't be drugs because she doesn't take them.



Its a tumor! Only explanation left!]

[And thus more irony from the Mobian Who Thinks She Isn't: Chapter 2: The Best Worst Rant Icon Ever.]

[bunnie_rabbot]

Mah stars. Ah heard of some hum-dingers but this takes the cake... *She gives a vague waving-off gesture.* Maybe this'll make a might bit more sense if y'all tell me a bit more about where y'all are from.

[fellfromthetree]

[Yes. Yes it probably does.]

I've lived in Station Square my whole life with my family. Its the only known inhabited area in all the world.

[bunnie_rabbot]

Well, Where ah come from there are a lot of zones where other kinda worlds exist. Other zones have all sorts of strange things that might not make sense to others not from that zone. Ah reckon you're from one of them other zones.

But this place We're in now tends to mix all them zones up. Most of the Mobian's here are gonna recognize you from my world--You're a Princess on Mobius.

[fellfromthetree]

Princess again, huh. That's what he said. I'm no princess, that's for sure.

[But you a-]

[bunnie_rabbot]

Don't worry, ah believe ya. No way you could just come up with somethin' like that outta the blue.

By the way ah don't think ah ever introduced mahself. *She hold out a hand* Bunnie Rabbot. Nice to be meeting' ya.

[fellfromthetree]

[Its a bit reluctant would Bunnie want to shake a tumor? but she finally does shake the hand.]

Sally Evergreen.

[bunnie_rabbot]

*Bunnie nods. Well, that wasn't so hard, was it?* Ya'll said that you were talking to a Monkey, Ah don't suppose you were talkin' about Monkey Khan--Ken--were ya?

LET'S PRETEND I SAW THIS WHEN IT WAS POSTED

[freeking_awesome]

It's really not as strange as you're making it out to be, Sally. I mean, you're a Chipmunk and you're talking. Why is it weird that I'm talking?