on lovepotions and foursomes @ scorched

[bloodwhips]

When I get out of this headspace, I'm going to rip you open, hang you by your intestines from the ceiling fan, and use your lungs as an accordion.

Comments

[bedsidemanners]

You're not the only one.

[strategizing]

It sounds like you'll be quite entertaining in the near future.

[bloodwhips]

Don't talk. You're next on my list.

[bloodwhips]

It sounds like you could do without your larynx in the near future.

[bedsidemanners]

I don't see how either of those things is my fault. You sprained your ankle.

[waterdrop]

Sounds like nice decoration.

[bloodwhips]

Might stink after a while.

[strategizing]

Threatening me is not going to incline me to play nicely, Minatsuki.

[bloodwhips]

You were walking where I was walking - both times. You stopped to talk to me - both times. I bet in some cosmic equation, all this shit can be traced back to you.

are you apping this round as well? c:

[beastial]

[The cougar stares at you and then nods. Nomnom, sloppy seconds!]

[bloodwhips]

I don't want to play with you. Go play with yourself.

[ SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO MASTURBATE. ]

[bedsidemanners]

Did you have to respond?

oh no i've been 'round for months~

[bloodwhips]

[ ....holy fuck it's a cougar! (running away but trying to look dignified and just walking backwards quickly) ]

[waterdrop]

I'd be careful, boy. I hear you do pretty interesting things there all on your own.

[HI LELOUCH]

[bloodwhips]

Did you have to pick me up?

[waterdrop]

Go hire someone to do it. So what'd they do this time? Compromise your dignity? Dress you up in something stupid? Or--the most horrible--make you have feelings?
[ so dry ]

[strategizing]

If you want me to leave you alone, it's quite simple. Tell me what is happening to make you so angry.

[bedsidemanners]

Yes.

[strategizing]

I wouldn't expect someone like you to listen to idle gossip, C.C.

[WHASSAP C.C.]

[bloodwhips]

Wrong, the correct answer is no.

oh derp X_X

[beastial]

[Awwwwh, come here little human don't be afraid. Nidalee lets out a loud purr and twitches her ears. Maybe she should have used her human form in the first place...]

Mya?

[bloodwhips]

[ stap being dry, feelings are horrible!!! ]

I like to do this myself. Especially when the little bitch decided to -...what'd you call it? Compromise my dignity - puwahah. Yeah, let's just go with that.

[waterdrop]

I can't help it when you make it so loudly.

[ just a smirk ]

How many times have you crossdressed there, I wonder? I knew it was a little fetish of yours.

[bedsidemanners]

Leaving you out there on the road to drag yourself home wouldn't have been very gentlemanly.

[bloodwhips]

You're not much of a gentleman.