another bad day

[drunktali]

so shepard calls me up to his room

i open the door and he's lying on the bed wearing a scuba diving suit.

that was five minutes ago.

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[fightforthelost]

Kinky.

But seriously, what?

[drunktali]

actually, it was the opposite of kinky. very... very... non... kinky.

especially the snorkel.

[wellbangokay]

I never did that. [...right? Right.]

Tali, don't you think you've had enough?

[chaoticshambles]

...Did he have any sheep?

[drunktali]

this is only my second drink.

[drunktali]

i dunno. should he have?

[chaoticshambles]

I dunno, I hear stories about shepards...

[drunktali]

ohhhh. he's not literally a shepard. that's stupid. who would say he's a real shepard. that's stupid.

[chaoticshambles]

Hey lass, don't be so cruel to strangers!

[drunktali]

Aww, don't be like that.

Sit dowwwwn, have a drink.

[chaoticshambles]

...Okie dokie!

[Crrk crrk crrk, just unscrewing this little bit of his mask here, dootity doo...

and in goes the straw. Slurp.]

But I'm still mad at you.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Sounds like a terribly taxing day
But I need to know - were the fish okay? ♪

[childhood_surgery]

I am officially withdrawing my endorsement for you to serve under Shepard's command...

[drunktali]

you gave me an endorsement...?

i knew you cared. :D

[drunktali]

fish?

i've never tried fish.

[childhood_surgery]

I...

Emotional entanglements are something I try to divorce myself as much as possible from.

[drunktali]

we should have a drink to celebrate. :3

i gotta spare induction straw. it's twisty.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ While they can be nice charred a little black
The ones in the tank aren't for a snack! ♪

[childhood_surgery]

Twisty...

Admiral Tali'Zorah

Are you sure he was wearing diving equipment?

[fightforthelost]

Wasn't exactly being serious, Tali. You'd probably have caught that if you weren't drunk off your ass.

[wellbangokay]

And you're already quite smashed.