Unhappy Revival?

[measure63_forte]

NO! No, no, no, no fuck you, no, no, and yet another FUCKING NO. I understand your inability to stay away from me for long, but this is not allowed. You either find a place for me to go (which we both know won't happen because you're too pathetic at multi-tasking), or you stay the fuck out of my existence.

...

I don't even care if you're responsible for it! OUT!

Why'd you even import this shit in the first place!? You have a terminal case of lag.

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[cueexplosion]

...welp.

[NOT SURE HOW FEEL ABOUT LADY FORTE.]

[upgradedtohero]

Buh...?

[Eloquently put there Rock, good job.]

[drillsforhands]

Nice tits, Bass.

[measure63_forte]

What.

[measure63_forte]

What?

[drillsforhands]

What, you can't hear? I mean I know the Doc was copying Mega Man when he made you, but I didn't know he made you as dumb as Mega.

[measure63_forte]

[SHOULD BE THE SAME WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT FORTE IN GENERAL, JUNKBOT.

Gonna just be irritable in the meantime, rrrr.]

[upgradedtohero]

Oh, um, nothing! Sorry to interrupt!

[measure63_forte]

Oh, no, I heard you just fine, junkbot. I'm just trying to figure out why you'd say something that fucking stupid.

[A beat.]

Oh wait, I don't need to; it being you is reason enough.

[drillsforhands]

Cause my Bass ain't got tits... normally.

Though the fact you gotta parrot the same insults does show you're as stupid as him.

[measure63_forte]

[Just... Just... NOPE.]

C'MERE!!

[primedirectiveGO]

[cueexplosion]

[Well yes there is that feeling of fear. However, curiosity is stronger.]

So, uh. Is this an upgrade, or another one of those "alternate canon" things?

[measure63_forte]

Oh?

[She... doesn't really have them either, to be fair, but she'll just keep getting riled up anyway.]

Well. In your infinite brilliance, big brother...

[will not gag will not gag stupid programmed useless reflex]

...how would you improve a repertoire of insults?

[She can totally do this without making a face or getting sick of it. Really. ...Ughghgh if she had skin it'd be crawling.]

[upgradedtohero]

[Uh-oh!]

Um! I think I hear Roll calling! [avoiding conflict attempt number one]

[measure63_forte]

Alternate canon.

[Goooood 'bot, fear her. It makes dealing with junkers so much easier.]

There aren't many modifications from "original canon" other than a few superficial things.

[measure63_forte]

[Avoidance? What avoidance?]

Then you need your auditory reception checked!

[Gonna just lunge after, now.]

[upgradedtohero]

[Dives out of the way, rolling. One good thing about being smaller than Forte is being harder to catch.] Good idea, I should go do that right now! [avoiding conflict attempt number two!]

[drillsforhands]

In your case?

An improvement would be shutting up.

[Oh Crash knows this can't end well, but he's gonna have fun with it while it lasts.]

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[measure63_forte]

[...Twitchsmirk. Oh no. This is not going to end well. At all. rrrrrrrBuster shot in the general direction of your face is go, Crash.]

You have no idea what you're talking about, obviously.

[measure63_forte]

[ffffffff stupid blue midget advantage-- Pivots on her toe to redirect herself towards him.]

ROCKMAN!

the archie comics have the best scenes to icon

[drillsforhands]

[Oh that was faster than he though, but he's been shot in the head a lot lately so he's gonna quickly flip his visor down to take the brunt of the shot.]

I know more than you do, Fishface.

[upgradedtohero]

Can't this wait?! [Despite his yelping, he turns, his buster forming and firing at Forte. The change in momentum would have sent anyone else stumbling, but Rock deals with it with practiced ease and keeps moving. He knows letting Forte catch him will end badly.]

if that last one's any indication, I will definitely bet so!

[measure63_forte]

[Lucky him. She straightens sharply, cocking her head back with both hands fisted at her sides.]

Oh really?

[drillsforhands]

Yep. I mean, I've beaten Mega Man twice. And how many times have you done that?

[Although in his case, and in the game he is in, the "wins" over Mega Man consisted of a landslide and shoving Mega into a snow bank]

[measure63_forte]

What kind of question is that!? Are you a 'bot or are you a coward!?

[The shot catches her mid-turn and knocks her back a step or two. As soon as her balance is accommodated for, though, she launches at him, dash function engaged to propel her forward. As she slows she plants a hand against the ground, swinging her legs around to the front and just barely tapping a foot against the ground to throw herself up into a kick, energy sparking.

Every time is fight time! The problems with this kind of muse oops;;;]