Mun has been marathoning How I Met Your Mother.

[devil_within]

For the last time, you insufferable moron. I am nothing like this Barney Stinson. Just because I enjoy a fine suit does not make me that pathetic excuse for a worm.

[Mun argues that he also has a penchant for wine and the ladies, but Kazuya ignores that.]

You, more than anyone, know what really drives me. I do not live for the hedonistic debauchery of that 'person.' I am driven by the pursuit of power in both its purest and most complex of forms.

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[notblackwesker]

There's nothing 'complex' about your animalistic bloodlust.

[devil_within]

And what would you know of such things? You're nothing more than a paid thug that carries out orders without so much as a thought as to where those orders come from.

[notblackwesker]

Awfully presumptuous, aren't you? We have been keeping balance in the world for many years- and that's all you need to know about 'where my orders come from'.

You Mishimas may posses great strength, but people like you are a dime a dozen. No matter how strong you may be, to take simple pleasure in destroying things means you are nothing but an animal.

[devil_within]

Keeping the world in balance? So you nurture evil until it neutralizes good? You're no different than I am. You claim to know my ambitions, but you know nothing.

I do not destroy for simple entertainment. I do what I do to rid the world of self-righteous pompous blowhards like yourself that simply dance at the ends of strings for your corrupt puppet-masters.

I do what I do because nobody else has the guts to do what is necessary.

[notblackwesker]

And who are you to speak of such things when corruption is literally in your blood?

If your ultimate goal is to rid the world of 'self-righteous pompous blowhards', try starting with the man in the mirror.

[That was not an intentional reference to your icon]

[But it works!]

[devil_within]

Who would you trust with an evaluation of your performance? A random civilian with no military expertise, or a warrior with the same level of skill?

With corruption in my blood, I feel uniquely qualified to speak on those matters. But do not worry. When the parasitic society that is sucking the life out of reality itself is burnt to the ground, someone will gather the strength necessary to stop me. Then the rebuilding can begin but not before.

[lol Very nice.]

[batteryoperated]

Have you met Xiaoyu?

[devil_within]

[OOC: ...Totally just heard that in Barney's voice.]

...Yes. I have. [Deadpan.]

[batteryoperated]

[OOC: Alisa is Barney.]

Ah. I do not know the next segment.

[devil_within]

[OOC: I won't deny that she's awesome and would look cute in a suit. ...But somehow I don't see her being as active in the sack as Barney is. Especially with the whole robot thing. :P]

[Just stares for a while before rubbing his temples.]

I will never understand why Jin thought making you was a 'good' idea...

[batteryoperated]

[OOC: Maybe she has a secret function~?]

That is a very cruel thing to say. I have numerous uses.

[devil_within]

[OOC: Bow chicka wow ow~!]

Apparently being mindlessly annoying is your primary function.

[batteryoperated]

My primary function is to preform the tasks given to me by Jin Kazama. I believe you are experiencing jealousy over your lack of robotic expertise.

[devil_within]

No, I'm experiencing loathing for one of my idiot son's perverted toys.

[batteryoperated]

Perverted?

[devil_within]

I have had several robots commissioned during my time as G Corporation CEO. None were ever anatomically correct schoolgirls.

[batteryoperated]

My... My functions and design are far more innocent than that!

[Although, never meeting her father, she actually doesn't have proof.]

You are the perverted one for even thinking like that!

[devil_within]

I employ a Williams sister. The frame of mind comes with the territory.

Ask yourself this, though. If he needed a robot operative, why make one with your proportions? A faceless, featureless unit with optic camouflage would be much more useful for infiltration.

There is a reason the JACK series were built like they were. Power while minimizing the air resistance and making it easier to balance the machinery. Chaolan's Combot built on the concept, shaving off even more surface area so as to streamline the product.

Jin has fought both. Which makes me think you would have to answer something. Why would he commission a robot with boobs?

[batteryoperated]

Perhaps he simply wished to obtain a younger sister. Regardless of his reasons, Jin Kazama has made no sexual advances towards me. I believe you are the one who thinks about my proportions; not him.

[devil_within]

I have your blueprints on my phone. I know you better than you know yourself.

[He also knows Boskonovitch designed Alisa after his dead daughter, but then he wouldn't get the fun of making her doubt herself, or slandering Jin.]

Jin has more family than he can handle. Even his mother's side of his family. Asuka is his age and is close enough to have that sort of comradeship if he desired. Yet, he has you. At the very least, he could give you a less revealing outfit.

[batteryoperated]

You are not permitted to access information about my design.

[While Alisa's almost certain she's experiencing a very human-like feeling of 'insecurity', she still switches into attack mode, chainsaws quickly appearing as she readies for battle.]

My outfit is stylish. It assists in making me appear to be na average human female.

[devil_within]

[Kazuya just smirks, pulling out his phone and pulling up her blueprints, waving it in front of her tauntingly.]

Like I said, I employ a Williams sister. She can be surprisingly persuasive.

[At the sight of the chainsaws, Kazuya just grins, slipping the phone back into his pocket and assuming a fighting stance.]

How many high-school age girls have you seen with two-tone hair in those particular colors?

Laaaaate

[forestfighter]

Judging by how you run your company, you can't blame someone for assuming you live for your own pleasure.

[Sassy hippy Julia is a sassy hawt hippy.]

S'alright! Always room for Julia~!

[devil_within]

You know nothing of how I run my company or my motives for doing so. My own pleasure is far from my motives. I do what I do, because I must.