[on Bete Noire happenings and plans for Holly Heights]

[blytheandbonnie]

Dear Munsie,

Happy birthday! Congratulations on making it another year.

Maybe you made it another year because no one married you off to a vampire. Even better, no one's married you off to two vampires in two games and they're brothers. I think that makes you less likely to be dead by spades.  In spades?  Whatever the saying is, spades are involved and I don't mean the kind where someone whacks Damon over the head with a shovel.

Also, Mrs. Bonnie Salvatore just sounds silly. Besides, I'm pretty sure the ancient Druids would not have approved of the Italians. Roman conquerors and all. Even if one of the brothers is more Italian than the other and that just makes things even more confusing.

What? No, don't make that face at me. I don't care how pretty they are. Okay maybe I care a little but that gives you no right to be so smug.

I can hex your face off, you know. Maybe. I think I can, anyway.  I'll find out.

Love and Kisses,
Bonnie McCullough-maybe-Salvatore

Comments

[tactical_alert]

Damon McCullough, then. Nobody said you had to take his name.