half-looking, half-voicetesting

[secretmagic]

[Uh...] You know Mun, somehow this doesn't seem like a good idea.

Maybe we should just split ways..... now.

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[likes_the_odds]

It can't be that bad.

[sixthanimorph]

It's cute how you say that like you think it'll help.

[secretmagic]

I've heard the stories, they're that bad.

[secretmagic]

It's like trying to convince Arthur. They both just cast away everything I say.

[sixthanimorph]

Wait. You know Arthur? Big guy, blond like me, wears armor?

[likes_the_odds]

What kind of stories?

[secretmagic]

Sounds about right. Is he also a stuck-up royal prat?

[secretmagic]

Muses getting brain broken, injured, love triangles, death. All the stuff that, you know, I'd rather avoid.

[sixthanimorph]

Yeah, that's him all right. How do you know him?

[likes_the_odds]

Oh.. well.. I'm sure that doesn't really happen.

[Actually, it does. All the time.]

[secretmagic]

[See this, Gwaine, Merlin isn't actually convinced.]

Uh-huuh, I kinda doubt that.

[secretmagic]

Oh, you know, I'm his servant.

[And they have entwined destinies, you know how it is.]

[sixthanimorph]

[laughs] Aren't we all.

[He's not getting into the whole 'wanted to kill him at first' thing. That'd just be awkward.]

[likes_the_odds]

But think of all the fun you'll have.

I'm having a great time.

[secretmagic]

Yeah, pretty much. Isn't it just fun. [sarcasm yup]

[Arthur is not good with first impressions, is he?]

[secretmagic]

Somehow I don't think I'm going to be having much fun.

A great time, huh?

[sixthanimorph]

If that's your idea of fun, you're a strange kind of boy. [raises an eyebrow]

[To be fair, David had it coming. Not that he'll ever, ever admit that.]

[likes_the_odds]

Definitely!

Your life has been sort of dramatic, where I am, but.. my life is going easily enough.

[secretmagic]

It's not all bad, you get to go on all his hunting trips with him.

[sixthanimorph]

Oh, so that's what I get to look forward to. Guess I'd better not tell him I'm a lousy hunter.

[secretmagic]

Go figure, my life has to be the dramatic one!

[secretmagic]

Oh, no. You don't hunt, you just watch and carry his stuff.

[Yup.]

[sixthanimorph]

What? Why? Can't he just get pack mules?

[You've got to be kidding.]

[secretmagic]

Think about it.

[AKA he does have pack mules, them.]

[sixthanimorph]

... Oh. Right.

[If he had a facepalming icon, this would totally be the time he would be using it.]

Maybe I didn't think the whole swearing-myself-into-his-service thing through.