dilf: And then in Horrible Bosses... (You are a total fucking asshole.)
Lester Burnham ([personal profile] dilf) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-19 07:29 pm
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canon is american beauty.

Evening, beautiful! Mind if we have a word, mundane?

That's such a sweet name, you know, not at all ordinary in any way shape or form.

[Snarker in the house.]

You have so much shit up here! Can I call you shithead instead?

You know what's great about my life? It's over, that's what's great. My stupid, little life is over, and everything was great. I'm great. It was all real fucking great. Skin like paper and beauty all around.

And now I'm here, in this "head" of yours, crammed with a bunch of lunatics. You're honestly just the nicest thing I've ever met, and here you have all these shitty things running around.

Do you get it now? That's why you're a shithead.

And if you think for even a second that any amount of shit you've done, read, seen, written, experienced, any of it compares to the amount of shit you'd have to pilfer through and produce to "play" me? Calling you shithead would be an insult to shit.

Stop being so smug about the name, too. I worked to be a DILF. I fucking earned that title. You throwing it about like some joke is not funny in the slightest.