Possible Future Game

[gotashortfuse]

I'm not goin' and ya can't make me!

[Except that his mun can.]

I don't want to go to that perverted island or whatever the hell it is! [He flails his arms a bit before pointing right at his mun.]

You can just forget it! I'm not going! You can just deal with that!

[Stares at the started app.]

NO NO NO! I SAID I WON'T GO!

Comments

[sympathyforme]

What is perverted about it?

[gotashortfuse]

It...it just is!

[GDI HE IS NOT SAYING IT! Even if you are his brother that he's finally getting along with.]

[sympathyforme]

...

[Addressing his mun then, until Michael grows up.]

He can't even talk about it. This is not happening.

[gotashortfuse]

[His mun is just smiling back because dude...you're not intimidating here.]

She ain't listening!

See? This is why girls suck!

[sympathyforme]

Don't think that's a 'girls only' thing.

Michael.

[Brotherly advise time.]

You have to be quiet.

[indecent_butterfly]

Perverted? Sounds just the place for those who are adult enough to enjoy.

[Oh wait...Michael.]

One has heard your Master is much too evil to listen to reason. You are obviously too young for such a place.

[gotashortfuse]

But being quiet doesn't make her listen!

[gotashortfuse]

[Hang on. That sounded all fancy and stuff so he needs a moment to comprehend it.

Oh wait.

WAIT.

YOU CALLED HIM A KID!]

I am not a kid!

[sympathyforme]

No. Your mun needs your voice to take you to places. If you go quiet on her, she can't take you anywhere.

[indecent_butterfly]

One did not. One implied you were too young to deal with adults. Even children are capable of better things.

[gotashortfuse]

[Blinks.]

...That's how it works?

[gotashortfuse]

... [Wait what?]

I'm not too young! [Okay. He got that part.]

[sympathyforme]

Yes.

[gotashortfuse]

But how do people complain if they go quiet?

[This is a really weird concept for him, okay.]

[sympathyforme]

You don't complain. If you don't use your voice, your mun can't write you.

It's simple.

You'd be horrible at that place. Don't let her take you.

[indecent_butterfly]

Old as near time you may be yet still so young in many ways. Immature. Not mature, not developed, not ripe, emotionally under developed, juvenile, childish...

Should One continue or did one of those definitions make sense?

[gotashortfuse]

Well it's not like I want ta go to Pervert Paradise.

[sympathyforme]

Raphael might like it.

[gotashortfuse]

[Wow. Too much fancy talk.]

Are you still calling me a kid? [Because he can't tell anymore.]

[gotashortfuse]

Raphael's a perverted bastard.

[sympathyforme]

And you don't like any of that?

If she's set on sending you, it might be good if you tried to relax.

[indecent_butterfly]

[Michael, they were all very small words. Just a lot of them.]

Do girls still have cooties in your mind?

[Because not even homosexual males are that Gynophobic.]

[gotashortfuse]

...Why do I have to relax?

[gotashortfuse]

[Yeah but...so many words!]

.....What the hell are cooties?

[sympathyforme]

That sort of...

Damn.

You don't know anything, do you?