reserved at mayfield_rpg; canon is bakemonogatari

[lustacean]

My, my, what's this? Shortly after the spark between her and her main muse disappears, the mundane returns to her ex-lover to rekindle the flames of passion they once had. Electrifying, isn't it? Sorry, but I refuse to be the rebound girl. Should you ever push through with that decision, know an age restriction on our readers will be necessary. This might get a little grotesque.

That aside, I'm very honored. I don't really care, though. [ MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. ] Fine. I'll only say this once, got it? I-it's not like I was waiting for you to send me to a game and play me so that I get more attention than your other moe characters or anything, idiot. [ no one asked you to be tsundere ] A suburban town in 1950s America... I will be going to that game again? Very well. Perhaps this time they will accept you with the piece you wrote. Ah, I finally have a title for it.

The Emperor's New Application. [ LEAVE ME ALONE. ]

This is a rare version of Senjougahara's pep talk, you know. Rather that not submitting trash, wouldn't it be better if they had rejected you at all?

Comments

this is like. 90% munspeak

[fangsalot]

. . . [he totally got hard at hitagi's fake-tsun line there.]

No such thing happened! [it's just a joke. by the way, it just looked like you were talking to an air friend.]

Who do you think I am, Yozora?! [you're still doing it. and i'm sure i could easily draw a genderbent version of you well enough to look like her + an ahoge.

not sure if she'll pull that look off though.]

2/?

[fangsalot]

[oh. i think she's looking at you now]

3/?

[fangsalot]

4/?

[fangsalot]

5/5

[fangsalot]

. . .

Uh. Hey, Senjougahara.

[lustacean]

...


No, ah, I didn't want to interrupt the delightful conversation you were having earlier. Go on, Mikazuki-kun.

1/2

[fangsalot]

[/laughs endlessly over this end] Don't just change my name without asking!

[fangsalot]

[*gasping for breath between giggles* So it's okay if she asked?] No! Wait! Don't just go along with him!

[lustacean]

[ no playing with ararararagi is everyone's hobby ]

That's very generous of you, as usual. I'm in a good mood tonight, so I'll let you call me Meat in return.

1/?

[fangsalot]

*just. this face* [no, I'm pretty sure you don't have the assets necessary for it.]

[fangsalot]

[what, I read your mind, didn't I?]

[also don't tell her I said that]

done i think

[fangsalot]

*sigh* No, I'm not sadistic enough for that. [unlike her, ey?] Besides, I'm fairly sure you are more suited for the role of Yozora.

[lustacean]

True. I don't have many friends.

[thebirds]

Not even submitting anything would just be too boring.

[lustacean]

Of course. I do like watching train wrecks happen. In fact, I have a few proposals for making this week's viewing more interesting. Delete her files, for example. Give her a virus, for example. DDoS this website, for example.

[thebirds]

Are you sure you won't get in trouble for that. It sounds like something someone would get mad at. [Besides her mun because who would care about muns right....]

[fangsalot]

[uwa, it's almost like she suddenly became emo.] You know as well as I do that that's not what I was talking about!

Besides, you have friends enough. Additionally, any friends of mine are yours too, aren't they?

[lustacean]

Not really. Not necessarily. If one does not show any desire to be friends with me, that would render our friendship null and void, wouldn't it? That's the law of magnetism: like repels like.

[lustacean]

Araragi-kun's sister is prone to that, isn't she? But don't worry. I would never do anything so reckless.

[fangsalot]

You're just trying to make my job as the straight man difficult, aren't you?

[you? straight?

i guess almost-having a harem kind of qualifies.]

[lustacean]

You could have said, "What kind of unrequited affair do you think friendship is?" and I would have said, "Don't underestimate the power of playing hard-to-get."

[fangsalot]

Well, sorry for not following the script in your mind.

[lustacean]

Nothing can be salvaged once you stop listening to the moderators and fall out of character, you know. Just drop already.

[fangsalot]

Since when did you become a moderator?!

[lustacean]

I scared the last one off on the anon comm in my spare time. Fortunately, the verbal abuse police wasn't there to see his demise.

[fangsalot]

Is that so? Good to know that you frequent such a place, really.

[thebirds]

That's not it all, Onii-chan's apparent girlfriend. [Since according to wiki both she and Karen thought Hanekawa was his girlfriend I AM SO KNOWLEDGEABLE ON THIS SERIES???] It's not trouble if it's for justice!