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[chin]

Ah, really? What a shame! You go through all this trouble, and here I was thinking that I would finally be able to sink my claws into some real fun... my dear, I think you underestimate just how boring it gets in that tower.

Just make sure when you do come around, you pick a place that has plenty of playthings for me. And make sure they can pose a challenge, will you? I could hardly take another disappointment.

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[goatee]

[ sram should just go ahead and swoop on down from the sky and kill him right now

oh my god ]

Speaking of disappointments... What the hell do you think you're doing here?

[chin]

Well, if it isn't Remington! Taking a break from being Rushu's masseuse, eh? That'll be quite the story to tell your friends when I get back.

After all, they've been dying to hear about you.

[goatee]

[ OH MY GOD ]

Is that right? [ the falsest... most restrained syllable of laughter... in the world. ha. ] You know what they say about curiosity and cats...

[ ha. ] This had better mean that not a single hair on any of their heads has even been so much as split.

[chin]

Well you know old Leo, hasn't got a single hair on his head, and my kittens do need a new scratching post...

[douchebag laugh!] Ha! No need to worry, Smisse, I'm a man of my word. There's little fun to be had in torture, anyway. Too boring.

[goatee]

Throw them a few of your damned masks to shred, then.

[ he's not a man of his word he's a cat of his word. but yeah, he's not a liar... probably. ] So what's "fun?"

[chin]

I'd break our deal and snap your little eniripsa's neck before letting anyone near those masks.

[yeah.] Fun? The hunt is what's fun. I don't expect anyone to actually be capable of beating me, but really, would it kill people to put up a fight?

Ah, but what can you expect from the parasites of society? Perhaps I need to broaden my horizons...

[goatee]

[ what are words again? his come out more like a growl. ] You can keep your dirty flea-bitten paws off her, is what you can do.

This is a big place, I'm sure you can find someone to kill you if you ask nicely. Assuming you've forgotten we've got a score to settle too.

[chin]

Kill me? Nobody can kill me, but that doesn't mean I can't expect a good fight out of my opponent!

[WHATEV dismissive hand... paw wave.] Of course, of course, but I'm starting to doubt your integrity, what with all of this fumbling about you've been doing. Time is of the essence...

[goatee]

[ a muttered "anything's possible" under his breath. ]

I know exactly what I'm doing.

[ in retrospect, that wasn't the best lie he's ever told. ]

[chin]

Oh, Remington, look -- I know I said that whole thing about how you have potential and all, and don't get me wrong, you do --

but, a map? What in all of the World of Twelve did you think a map was going to do for you?

[goatee]

Help me find a route from my foot to your furry ass.

[ he's kinda got a point though. ] Following her bagged me an entire sackful of Shushu at least for a little while-- and how exactly do you know this anyway?

[chin]

I have my ways, Remington, I have my ways.

[now hold on there son.] But did you know that when you confronted her? Seems like you were getting a bit desperate...

Ah, but I understand. I do see the similarities... but isn't she just a bit young for you?

yarr this here be a combo

[goatee]

What--

[goatee]

done

[goatee]

"I have my ways," my ass. You don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

[chin]

Ah, you're right, I shouldn't tell it to Opus like that. Maybe more like, "there's this girl who looks just like you, and every chance Remington has he tries to kill her".

Sounds much better, doesn't it?

[goatee]

[ THE WORST SMILE IN THE WORLD ]

... Sure, you tell her that and she'll burn your tower and all of Bonta down to get at me.

[chin]

[oh god he's just laaaaaughing and not in a good way]

Ha! If only that were true! Why do you think I only let you leave? The rest of them have no gumption, no fire! They couldn't fight off my kittens!