Voice Testing / Venting About Canon

[sciencewhizard]

You can keep giving me this whole deal about alternate universes all you want; I get it. It's scientifically possible, mun - I'm not gonna buy your "magical" little story about my world being some sort of fiction. Do you think that honestly makes me feel any better?

Yeah, it's really nice to know that there are other me's out there, running way past the speed of sound. Here I am stuck just below a sonic boom.

And what's with Bart bringing up my lack of Allen genes, huh?

And don't even get me started on that mission Artie had at Cape Canaveral. I already know your heart can't take many more surprises like that.

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[crashingthemode]

[Keywords are appropriate.]

Well, you don't have Allen genes.

[sciencewhizard]

Yeah, but that's not something you just say about a guy when it concerns his i-

[ Mustn't admit he still idolizes his uncle to some degree. ]

[crashingthemode]

Oops. You're totally feeling the mode, aren't you?

[flyingg]

Hypertime - that's the whole thing with the alternate universes - is weird, but, unfortunately, real.

You all right, twinkletoes?

[precipitates]

[ Oh this feels... familiar and odd at once. ]

How old are you now?

[backwordscompatible]

[She's just...not going to bring up the part about Artemis and the mission yet. Because it hurt too much to even think about. So distraction conversation time is a go:]

Seriously, Wally. What do you have against magic?

[sciencewhizard]

Yeah, I guess...

And I shouldn't be taking it out on you, cous.

[sciencewhizard]

Just wondering what's so different about our universe so that I'm constantly having circles run around me by my family.

[flyingg]

Maybe it's a sign of affection? Considering.

*bad jokes, Dick. BAD JOKES.*

[sciencewhizard]

... You're not my unc-

[ Don't tell him there's another speedster out there; it's not clicking yet. ]

I'm twenty-one.

[sciencewhizard]

[ It's best that way anyway; he wants to tell, but he can't, for everyone's sake... So good thing for distractions unless it's about that topic. ]


I can't have anything against something that doesn't exist. [ Mean to say right about now, he knows it, but... ] If it were real... The world would be a lot weirder than it already is.

[sciencewhizard]

Dude, lame.

[ But he can't help cracking a small grin at the attempt... ]

[flyingg]

*quick wink. Annnd then more seriously*

She doesn't actually know what's happening over there, and therefore I don't, but... you know. I keep beer in the fridge in case you decide to stop by.

*which makes sense in his 'verse?*

[sciencewhizard]

It's more than a beer can handle, but my guy's telling me to just shut up and take the offer.

[ Shrug. And the feeling's mutual, this one's mun is new to the unanimated 'verses. ]

[flyingg]

Yeah, I know, situations we end up being tend to be like that, but you've gotta start somewhere, right? And beer and cornflakes is as good a place as any.

Or cornflakes pizza.

*distraction, speedster metabolism feeding, or just plain, you can talk if you want or not talk if you want... or all of the above.

They're friends, and universes don't change that?*

[sciencewhizard]

[ Definitely true, and this is going straight to his heart from his stomach. ]

I think you have a deal there, but you might regret it.

[ He chuckles, feeling a little better about his situation. ]

[flyingg]

Regret cornflake pizza? *scandalized expression* Never in my life!

*yeah, he'll get right on this. Clowning about only works up to somewhere, he'll deliver, too. And feeling better is the point.*

[sciencewhizard]

I meant feeding me. [ Another chuckle. ]

I figured you would have learned better by now than doing that.

[flyingg]

Hey, it's not like you can bankrupt me anything. So why worry?

Worst case scenario is we run out, and I have delivery places on speed dial. We're good.

[crashingthemode]

No worries. It's all crash here.

[sciencewhizard]

It's easy to forget the perks of having Bats as a daddy - I'm kinda jealous, man.

[flyingg]

Only way I can make the situation tolerable is if I share, right?

[sciencewhizard]

You really need to give me a crash course [ Snicker. ] on that lingo of yours.

[sciencewhizard]

You don't see me complaining.

[ Zips over and puts a hand to his shoulder. ]

Share away! I'm sure Bats'll be happy.

[flyingg]

*chuckles, one hand up to pet his hand lightly before handing him a beer*

Cheers!

To sorting things out.