On height

[unlmtdpotential]

It's not my fault Dr. Light built me to be this ... short this height. I'd appreciate it if you please stopped teasing me about it.

[adfhgjgi] No, don't even go there! That's a problem to be at that level, not a convenience!

...I don't want to be boobsquished more [red face is red]

...

Not right now, at least.

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[mega_maiden]

Boobsquished? [...gently pats X's chest.]

[unlmtdpotential]

[ohai sis]

Uh, my mun meant for me to be boobsquished. In other words, she smothers me with her chest [cough]

She does it a lot, actually.

[mega_maiden]

Oh! My mun does that too. She calls it "marshmallow hell".

[Rock can't really do it herself...but here! Have a hug!] I am smaller than you, if that makes you feel better?

[unlmtdpotential]

[It's actually kinda nice, but only because they're soft and he's so used to it by now.]

[Yay, hug! X will return it.]

Thanks, Rock. It's all right, it's just a little off-putting to be teased so much like that.

[ohohohoho]

That is quite shameless. My goodness, what nerve! Who would have thought such a handsome face would be such a perv!

pfffff XD

[unlmtdpotential]

[asdljksghuilu WAT]

No, it's not like that! E-Even if I said no it's not like it will stop my mun from doing that to me, and I've just gotten used to it!

[ohohohoho]

Your stuttering does more than betray. You squirm and you balk, but you like the foreplay! The fact that you're acclimated does not bode well. Though it may never be said, you enjoy marshmallow hell.

[mega_maiden]

Heh. Well, I don't get teased much at all...then again they are Wily bots, and they usually don't last long enough to tease me again.

[Not at all creepy there Rock...though she actually does leave enough to rebuild her enemies.]

[unlmtdpotential]

[Good lord the mouth on this one. Foreplay?! adfkhgl]

You're just jumping to conclusions. Even if I did enjoy it on some level, it's more because I enjoy the affection itself.

[saudadist]

[ Snerk, he's shorter than her. That's just sad, X. ]

[ohohohoho]

[She's probably older than you've been active, X. |3]

Jumping to conclusions, am I? You are not doing a good job to deny!

[unlmtdpotential]

[He'll just make a '>->' face at you, Lu.]

Like I said, it's not my fault Dr. Light built me at this height. [And he's used to looking up at most people. Man, being short sucks sometimes]

[unlmtdpotential]

Still, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me a pervert. I'm not that kind of guy.

[saudadist]

[ Summary of Lucy's feelings in one gif ]

You can get an upgrade... [ Must not make pun obvious, must not make pun obvious ]

[unlmtdpotential]

[WEAPON GET! You got: 5 extra inches!]

It'd be quite an extensive upgrade just to add a few inches.

[He's not getting the double intendre, Lu]

[saudadist]

[ An extra five inches everywhere, even. *suggestive eyebrow wriggle* ]

Not really. Just get longer legs.

[ X, you're terrible at word games. Go back to robo-school. ]

[unlmtdpotential]

Well, then I'd be out of proportion and I'd look silly.

[He'll probably get it later and keysmash to himself.]

[saudadist]

At least Blondie wouldn't make fun of you for being short then...or use you as an armrest.

[ Good job, X. You are clearly the hero we all need, the hero we deserve. ]

[unlmtdpotential]

He doesn't tease me nearly as much about it as he used to, though.

[X is best hero.]

[moneybeforehonor]

It also means you're a good armrest, Blue.

[saudadist]

Hmm...knowing him, he'd make fun of you for being taller anyway.

[ohohohoho]

Such titles are intended for those that are uncouth. Are you denying that what I am saying is the truth?

[unlmtdpotential]

[If you were actual friend, Dynamo, you'd just get off with a Look. Buuut since you're not, X will snarl a little at you instead.]

Shut up, Dynamo.

[moneybeforehonor]

Aw, is widdle X-y grumpy? Does shorty need to take a nap?

[Dynamo enjoys teasing X, if only because it's a non-violent method of annoyance.]

[unlmtdpotential]

I don't consider myself uncouth by any means. My mun is just the affectionate type, and her preference is to hug me against her chest. I don't mind hugs, and I've just gotten used to being hugged that way.

[unlmtdpotential]

Is that the best you can come up with?

[Zero could come up with better comebacks. X is not impressed. Or fazed.]

[moneybeforehonor]

I use my good stuff only when it counts, mi amigo. [That and he's Dynamo, he's not supposed to have the best comebacks. he's just supposed to be a dick.]

Anyway, other than complaining about something good... How's tricks with you, Blue?

[unlmtdpotential]

[Well, at least Dynamo is being civil today and not asking for a clobbering.]

Hn. I'm fine, just making sure my mun takes care of herself. Her regular schedule is going to change to earlier shifts starting next week, and she likes to stay up late.

What about yourself?

[moneybeforehonor]

Oh so boring crap on your end.

[shrug. Dynamo has enough trouble with the Zero in the game he is in, he doesn't need an X in meta after him too.]

Eh, just watching a bunch of idiots plan on going after some holier-than-thou-Sigma clone and keeping my head down. The usual, really.

[ohohohoho]

And thus I will continue to say though your pride it might hurt. In light of all that you said I'll continue to call you pervert.

[oohmisterx]

What kind of complaint is that, Kiddo!?

[No seriously what on earth-]

[maverickhunterx]

['Sup, X is just going to blush for a minute. Because boobsquishing.

And he may have kinda sorta been somewhat molested by a taller woman in the game he's in what.]

[unlmtdpotential]

It's just my mun can be an awful teaser about the smallest things. It's embarrassing, that's all.

[And it gets him all flustered, it's so cute.]

[unlmtdpotential]

[X is seriously considering telling his younger self it's not so bad, at least most human bosoms are soft anyway, but he figures he shouldn't scar his younger mind.

Oh man, X extends his sympathies. Seriously, what is with girls flocking to guys like them? Wasn't Zero supposed to get all the women?]

[maverickhunterx]

[Well to be completely fair, this woman didn't think he was a robot, and was groping on him accordingly to prove he was human.

Though idk man. Idek.]

W-well.

[Awkward silence is go!]

Being smaller has plenty of advantages!

[unlmtdpotential]

[X pauses, then smiles and chuckles a little.]

Thanks.

It's all right, my mun is just awful about teasing me sometimes.

[maverickhunterx]

[Here, have a sympathetic look.]

I can relate; my mun does that a lot, too. Though it's all in good fun, of course.

[He hopes.]

[unlmtdpotential]

Yeah, it is. I know that it's just one of her ways of telling me she loves me. You should see how she teases her closer friends, it's actually pretty funny. [He just hasn't quite gotten the knack of rolling with it.]

[oohmisterx]

Well tell her to cut it out and leave you alone if she's bothering you so much!

[Does Marty have to in there?? Does she? Oh silly Marty, you can't do anything from there.]

[ryuuseinorock]

What's a boobsquish?

[Kid!Megaman is only ten or something.]

[unlmtdpotential]

[X laughs just a little. Aww, Marty, you care so much <3]

It's all right. She teases everyone that she cares about, so I don't mind it most of the time.

[He's still gotta get used to teasing back, tho.]

[unlmtdpotential]

[asdfkhjgi oh no, now he has to explain it to a small child, ohgod WHAT DO??]

Uh... well....

[Okay, just try not to make it sound so ... adult. You can do this, X!]

A boobsquish is when a woman draws you to her chest and hugs her into her boobs. They usually do it to people and things they like or think is cute. It's actually kind of motherly.

[oohmisterx]

[Of course she cares for her school girl crush it's X!]

Yeah? Well you shouldn't be such a doormat, Kiddo. Have a little backbone! It's not going to kill you any if you do.

[unlmtdpotential]

What do you think my initial griping was for? [laugh] I can stand up for myself just fine, and I know my mun doesn't mean any harm by her teasing anyway.

[He's also kind of a sucker for his mun, she tends to spoil him and the other muses a lot.]

[oohmisterx]

[X had a point BUT STILL. Gosh Marty calm down.]

Well, if you're sure Kiddo. Just don't let your mun get you into too much trouble!

[maverickhunterx]

[X laughs a little.]

Well, at least she's taking good care of you, right?

[unlmtdpotential]

[X blushes in his cheeks just a teeny-tiny bit and rubs the back of his head.] Yeah, she does.

How about you? Is everything all right?