Come on Loki, oh I swear that I mean, at this moment: you are fem-in-ine~♪

[slaegr]

Now that we have settled on a suitable female form ...

[ Loki pauses for effect, ever one to hold on to his footing through words. If he seems pleasant it's likely a trick, even more so if his tone is conversational; the smile that touches the corner of his full new lips doesn't even come close to the cool of his eyes. ]

May I ask what you intend to do with it?

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[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

I'm sure that form will make prison so much easier.

[slaegr]

And I am sure that I have no idea what you're suggesting.

[ He does. ]

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

If you haven't had sex education classes, I'm not doing it.

[slaegr]

So crass, Agent Barton.

[ An insincere little smile pricks his expression. ]

I think I preferred you under my influence.

[boundtodeath]

You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty!

[Don't mind Sephie. She loves this song!]

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

I think I preferred you muzzled. We don't always get what we want.

[slaegr]

The girl's appreciation of tacky music is hardly a trait I'd recommend sharing in.

[boundtodeath]

Tacky? Hardly!

[Flowers will start to pop out of the ground and a lovely laurel tree takes form nearby. The Goddess of the Seasons is pleased. Can you tell?]

Won't you dance with me, LocK?

[slaegr]

Would it surprise you to learn that I've heard that before?

[slaegr]

No.

[ His smile grows a little. ]

But please, don't let me stop you.

[boundtodeath]

[Are those vines wrapping about your limbs and pulling you along. THE QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD BIDS YOU TO DANCE.]

Don't be so sour, Loki the Horse Fucker.

[ZEUS MADE YOU A NICKNAME.]

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

That people prefer you when you can't talk? Oh I'm betting you hear that a lot.

[slaegr]

Unfortunate for them, then, that I never fail to re-find my voice.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Mores the pity, yeah.

[therealgenius]

[...

He can't help

but wolf whistle]

[slaegr]

A complement, I take it?

[therealgenius]

[He likes this Loki.

Pretty sure he (she?) could still kick his ass, but at least he'd look sexy doing it.]

Yes, it's a Midgardian thing.

[slaegr]

[ He could, and he would. Go on Hammer, admit you'd be into it. ]

Which I assume means you prefer this form to my true one.

[therealgenius]

[Or he just has this fetish called pushing his luck. It's a Thing, you know, he's just not aware of it yet.

Or he's really that incompetent.]

Don't put words in my mouth, please.

[slaegr]

But that's what I do best, Mr. Hammer.

[therealgenius]

It's a preference I have, you know. Just a head's up that I'm not cool with it.

I don't know, I've seen you do other things better.

[Like rambling insanely, or smelling cat crazy, or physical abuse...]

[slaegr]

Have you, now.

[ But he seems more amused than anything else. ]

Such as?

[ Go on. ]

[therealgenius]

[...oh no. This is how it always starts out. There is a pattern to this shit. He is stopping it now. No more being Loki'd for Justin Hammer. Nope, he's done.]

Uh...just other stuff. Can't really be specific, but you're good at lots of things from what I've seen.

[slaegr]

[ IT'S A TRAP always. ]

You would be the first to say that to me in a long, long while.

keywords :>

[therealgenius]

[Justin look at your life

you are not happy

keep backpedaling, it always works with Tony!!!!]

I'm probably just a lunatic, though.

B|

[slaegr]

Probably. I've certainly heard others suggest it of you, in any case.