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[bratziska]

'Brat?' Just who do you think you're calling a brat? If you don't stop calling me by this foolish nickname at once, I will ensure you feel the sting of my whip!

... What do you mean, at least you didn't make a short joke this time? This is no laughing matter!

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[makethemguilty]

Hm. I daresay she deserves far more than a mere whipping if she continues to slander my own flesh and blood.

[Oh look. Papa is here, Liebling.]

[badgeflashing]

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Von Karma...?

[bratziska]

[Well, she's secretly very pleased to hear that from you, Papa, but she won't show it on her face (too much).]

Of course not. That would just be the beginning.

oh well fancy seeing you here ♥

[bratziska]

[What a cheap looking suit -- and that badge pinned to it! While the latter more than explains the former, it's still unsightly. Franziska wrinkles her nose a little.]

I see that you've heard of me.

[That makes perfect sense, really. Her father is a renown prosecutor who could crush and destroy the dreams of men like this one in his sleep.]

hey sexy how's it going :3c

[badgeflashing]

Well... not you specifically, but your family's reputation does kind of precede it. (But man, how many kids does Von Karma have? You'd think passing down his terrible frilly legacy to just two would be enough... no, who am I kidding, I bet he has a whole army of those little Von Karma clones stashed away in the basement, just waiting. Urgh.)

Back from the dead! Somewhat. Also have completely forgotten how to write coherent sentences... ahhh

[bratziska]

[THEY SPRING FULLY-FORMED FROM HIS HEAD, PHOENIX WRIGHT!]

That's because my father is the best prosecutor in this country, and as one of his disciples I will uphold his creed of perfection!

[Once she gets her badge, of course. But this foolish man with his foolish hair didn't need to know that.]

IT'S OK MAN you're still beautiful :")

[badgeflashing]

Uh-huh. (When have I heard that one before?)

Say, what's your name?

I try :'D I'M SORRY I BAILED ON YOU BACK IN MARCH ;;

[bratziska]

[Her brow furrows in affront, but hey, at least her whipping hand stays still. Be thankful for for small luxuries!]

I am Franziska von Karma, genius daughter of the famed prosecutor Manfred von Karma. There's no need for me to ask who you are; I can plainly see that you're a defense attorney.

[And not a particularly successful one at that... insofar as such a thing actually exists, of course. What a funny thought - the corner of her mouth curls upwards.]

it's cool, the bailing was p much mutual |D it's good to see you again though!!

[badgeflashing]

Fran... ziska...?

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Wow, you're... small.

Likewise! :3

[bratziska]

[Now you've done it. She raises her crop.]

Just who are you to call me small?

[Aaaand she brings it down.]

<3

[badgeflashing]

Ow! (Even her whip's shrunk. Not that that stops it from hurting.) I just meant... comparatively... you know what, never mind.

[bratziska]

[Her eyes narrow.]

Compared to who, exactly?

[needtobecleaned]

Size has no bearing on the capabilities of any individual. I would recommend not letting your mundane upset you over that or a nickname.

[laurice]

[Pffffft -

This is Larry stifling a laugh. Because yes, she IS short.]

P-pfffft...y-you remind me of someone, y'know...heh...you're both just as cute...

[Because how many girls carry whips around, really?]

[badgeflashing]

(How do I answer this in a way that would invoke minimal whipping, without going down the path of 'wibbly wobbly timey wimey'?)

Uh. Yourself as a hypothetical grown adult...?

[bratziska]

I know that. It's disrespectful, and such behaviour must be punished!

LOLI PARTY: THE SEQUEL also I apologize greatly

[swissroll]

Want me to give that bully a kick, Miss von Karma?

[bratziska]

'Cute'? I'm not a puppy.

[laurice]

[Larry chuckles.]

But "cute" isn't just for puppies. It's also for girls, and ladies, and origami.

[bratziska]

[That's... probably one of the better answers he could have given. Franziska takes in an audible breath and although she still seems to be seething, the physical violence has stopped. For now.]

See? The point is that height is irrelevant. Except for in your case, seeing as you're just a little foolish defense attorney.

Abuse! Abuse against my person!

[bratziska]

[She almost smiles, but any upward curl of the lips looks far too much like a smirk on Franziska von Karma.]

If you want. She keeps a worse eye on her surroundings than Miles Edgeworth, so she is, for all intents and purposes, a sitting duck.

[bratziska]

And yet I am none of those things, so you will not call me 'cute' again. [A pause.]

Or I'll make you stop.

[That sound? Why, you silly man, that is the sound of the crack of her crop!]

[badgeflashing]

(I'm not sure I should be taking that sort of talk from a girl half my size. Probably half my age, too.)

I never said it was relevant! I was just making a casual observation.

[bratziska]

Don't you have somewhere else to be making your 'casual observations'?

[A beat.]

Oh, wait, you don't.

[needtobecleaned]

I believe the popular human phrase is to "be the bigger person," correct?