Voice Test- Canon is Bob's Burgers- thinking of capeandcowl

[pinkbunnyhat]

Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather...

Test test TEEEEST!!!

So you think you have what it takes to play me??? Do ya? DO YA????!

You're going to throw me in superhero land, so you better not embarrass me in front of all my favorites! Ha, just kidding. I don't read comic books. But lots of other people do! So, first plan of action if you get off your ass and finish that application: profits. People go crazy over all this superhero crap so milk that superhero cow for all it's friggin worth! I should see scheming, partnerships, hush-hush biz. Let's see if we can get the name Louise Belcher in the City's underground, huh?

Comments

Well, there's someone I never expected to see.

[strongestcoward]

Isn't the idea of super heroes and villains that they don't know your name?

[aggressiveapathy]

Leather.

[backstabbing]

Scheming and partnerships you say?

Oh, I like you already.

[piranhas]

Um.

Superheroes are totes cool, but like why would you even with comic books? Lamest way to make cash, FYI!

I've been enabled. Couldn't help it!!

[pinkbunnyhat]

Yeah, and I'd do that secret identity crap if I was looking to NOT make a buck offa it. Which would be dumb. Wonder if superheroes have consultants or P.R. Reps, 'cuz man would you hit the motherload with that!

[pinkbunnyhat]

I was WARMING UP MY INSTRUMENT! GOD!

[pinkbunnyhat]

Hey, no better way to get to the slippery underbelly than making connections and maybe crushing a couple of peons along the way, right?

[pinkbunnyhat]

Not if you push the cute kid angle! ...And yeah, comic books are so old hat. Gotta go full out movie style. Get a hot muscle man to throw a couple lines some dork might've recognized from one of the books sometime and BOOM. Millions.

[aggressiveapathy]

With dead cows.

[eroticfriendfiction]

Louise, you're going to a superhero land? But you don't even have a leotard.

[pinkbunnyhat]

Well it's either that or make hamburgers out of 'em.

[pinkbunnyhat]

Neither does James Bond, and he's there too.

[eroticfriendfiction]

Maybe he wears his under his suit.