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On Paradisa;
All right, you seem pretty keen on throwing me back into the fray. Which, hey, completely understandable. If I wasn't me, I would want to be me, too.
But first, I'd like to go over some ground rules with you. They're very simple. So I don't want to hear anything about you forgetting them.
First off, and this is the big one. You want to throw me in fresh, and I agree with this. Wholeheartedly. That whole Peace whatever thing I had going my first time around? Yeah, that was kind of embarrassing. The less I remember about that, the better.
In fact, just ignore anything that anybody ever says about it. I can do that whole selective hearing thing, so don't go waltzing off all "Oh, this thing I used to do was a good idea!" No. Just no. I have the Avengers there, or at least three of us, that's enough responsibility for me.
Second. Second... Those suits. The ones the bad guys have? You didn't solve that problem. In fact, that problem's still around, and it's been, what? Ten years? Okay, maybe not ten. But you get my point. Solve it. Those are my suits, and I won't have some whack jobs running around in them.
Third, and last... wait, did I say the first one was the big one? Correction. This is the big one. A loss. I saw your IMs.
If I turn alcohol into water, yes, I will make some sort of reverse-Jesus joke. And then I will hate you. No offense or anything, but it's kind of in my contract. You take away my alcohol, I hate you. Nothing personal.
Actually, it's very personal. Don't do it.
All right? Got all of that? Wrote it down somewhere?
Good. Don't go forgetting them.
Oh, and one last thing. Tell Pepper she'd better be there.
But first, I'd like to go over some ground rules with you. They're very simple. So I don't want to hear anything about you forgetting them.
First off, and this is the big one. You want to throw me in fresh, and I agree with this. Wholeheartedly. That whole Peace whatever thing I had going my first time around? Yeah, that was kind of embarrassing. The less I remember about that, the better.
In fact, just ignore anything that anybody ever says about it. I can do that whole selective hearing thing, so don't go waltzing off all "Oh, this thing I used to do was a good idea!" No. Just no. I have the Avengers there, or at least three of us, that's enough responsibility for me.
Second. Second... Those suits. The ones the bad guys have? You didn't solve that problem. In fact, that problem's still around, and it's been, what? Ten years? Okay, maybe not ten. But you get my point. Solve it. Those are my suits, and I won't have some whack jobs running around in them.
Third, and last... wait, did I say the first one was the big one? Correction. This is the big one. A loss. I saw your IMs.
If I turn alcohol into water, yes, I will make some sort of reverse-Jesus joke. And then I will hate you. No offense or anything, but it's kind of in my contract. You take away my alcohol, I hate you. Nothing personal.
Actually, it's very personal. Don't do it.
All right? Got all of that? Wrote it down somewhere?
Good. Don't go forgetting them.
Oh, and one last thing. Tell Pepper she'd better be there.
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