Fem!Loki because I was very bored

[tricksteress]

If you think I plan to return to Asgard quietly as a bridled mare, dearest brother, your mind is more addled than ever.

(( OOC: Genderswapped Loki but otherwise regular canon universe, directly post-Avengers.))

Comments

[irritating]

Oh oh I vote punch him in the teeth!

[fbitchesgtmoney]

That bridled mare comment is even funnier after reading up on Norse Mythology.

[tricksteress]

I admit it does have a certain appeal, brutish though it might be.

[tricksteress]

Almost as amusing as the thought of your pathetic screams after I encase you in ice for the next millennia.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

You know, I've been wanting to find a way to freeze myself so I could see the future.

[tricksteress]

I would not count on a better reception then from now. Your team only tolerates you for your technology, not your company. Once that is a thousand years of ancient rusted junk, you'll have nothing left to make you a worthwhile companion for anyone.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

Is that supposed to wound me, sweetheart? Make me feel bad about my selfworth? "Team" is used lightly when it comes to us, and I set myself apart. Iron Man is an Avenger, Tony Stark is not, and that's the way I want to keep it. I've always been better off on my own, and I'm sure in the future it would be no different.

[tricksteress]

[ She smiles, like the edge of a knife. ]

My wounds would pale in comparison to what already you inflict upon yourself. But it is good to see that you recognize that your merit is in your metal avatar.

However the few mortals whom do prefer the human you... I'll be paying them a visit -- and every mortal you, or anyone on your lightly-used-team has ever looked upon.

[irritating]

Hey now, can't be a dainty little lady all the time.

[tricksteress]

Dainty has nothing to do with it. I've no wish to feel Mjölnir over my head once again.