hi ladies

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I see you finally created an account me for after all this time. Guess little ol' me running around in your headspace was giving you a headache, huh? Sorry, but I don't like being ignored. I'm too good looking to be ignored. [A grin.]

So what are you going to do with me now? I have no problem letting you have your way with me as long as we do something fun.
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What? Don't give me that look. You know I can't help myself. Really...I can't.

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[ditchedtheherogame]

[Hey other Wally.]

That excuse usually doesn't work.

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[Sup bb!me.]

Well, you can't blame a guy for trying, can you?

[ditchedtheherogame]

You really would think they'd appreciate it more. [What woman wouldn't want Wally West to flirt with them?]

I'm just glad that I don't have to worry about that anymore.

[expeditious]

Lucky you. I guess. [He's kinda jealous now. No, actually he's really jealous.]

[ditchedtheherogame]

Hey, if I can do it then you can too. [At least you get to be the Flash and don't have a cousin from the future running laps around you.]

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Dating is too much work though. And it's really hard. [Look at all this maturity he's showing.] I'd rather skip all that.

[ditchedtheherogame]

[This Wally hopes he can be that mature someday.]

Dude, it's not that bad. It's pretty great, actually.

You just need to find the right person to make the "work" worth it, I guess. [Not gonna touch what "skip all that" could imply.]

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Finding the right person isn't the problem. I've found plenty. The problem is getting them to like me[He sighs.]

I'm just too sexy for them I guess.

[ditchedtheherogame]

Dude, I've been there. Trust me.

Not sure why you'd have any trouble, though. You seem like a pretty cool guy to me.

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Of course I'm awesome. Look up awesome in the dictionary and my picture's there.

[alienfromkansas]

You'd be surprised at what mundanes can come up with when it comes to things for us to do...

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I can honestly say I don't want to be surprised. Especially since she has this evil look on her face...