shut up I only make good decisions

[gramarye]

So "Marauder" makes me sound exponentially more badass than I actually am, considering this morning I managed to trip over my own shoelaces, fall up the stairs, and set the toaster on fire... somehow... all within the span of about an hour. I'm just saying. I think you're a bit confused. It's also sort of rude. I'm not mad, thank you.

Oh, um. And. I am holding you to that promise. Of a vacation. So you had better do that, or... I'll... do... something very... threatening. Uh. I will turn you into a cat.

-- wait, what about ghosts? What? No! No ghosts! Put the wiki down!