.... and perhaps a new head-mate

[mutedpoint]

{Signing} Really, this is what brings back your attention?

*He raises an eyebrow, expression going past 'unimpressed' into 'six shades of stupid'.*

Nevermind that, what kind of name is Sorry anyway?

*Even if the girl's been in the army for two years, a fifteen year old shouldn't make him this unsettled.*

Comments

[artfulforger]

I'm just going to... No, I can't hide this. *giggles*

[mutedpoint]

*If ellipses were able to take physical form, there would be a wall of them. Because the giggling? Shall be taken as encouraging the mun, and that Will Not Do.*

[artfulforger]

[And yet that is exactly why it is amusing to Eames!]

[mutedpoint]

*Damn the fact that he's too grounded in reality to incite terrible outrageousterrible ideas with Eames' mun in return.*

Don't start.

[artfulforger]

Don't start what? Going on about how cute you look, or that Cobb never looked that bad ass in his life?

[mutedpoint]

Both options.

*Cobb doesn't need to look badass, even if Arthur approves of the sweater vests. (Fun fact: Mal is War. That, or a rare edition.)*

[artfulforger]

You do look adorable. Absolutely.

[Wait, that wasn't stopping, was it. And that makes perfect sense.]

[mutedpoint]

*No, that isn't stopping. He sighs.*

If you care to think beyond the picture...

*It's definitely not adorable, he knows about the maggots.

And where does he think the rest of them would end up?*

[artfulforger]

Well, yeah. Beyond it isn't at all adorable but... DID YOU SEE YOU?!

[Eames is denying this thought, thank you.]

[mutedpoint]

That was rather unavoidable.

*You started it, now see it through. He can wait for as long as it takes.*

[artfulforger]

Wings. Come on, Arthur. Wings.

[Lalalalalal. Look! A bunny!]

[mutedpoint]

There are planes and paragliding.

*This is not the Matrix, there is no rabbit.*

[artfulforger]

Not nearly as cute as wings.

[Mmmm, red pill.]

[mutedpoint]

I doubt cute is what anyone was going for.

*... le sigh.*

[artfulforger]

Also, is Cobb wearing your sweater vest?

[mutedpoint]

No. They wouldn't fit.

[artfulforger]

...

So Cobb tried on your sweater vests?!

[mutedpoint]

Airlines can be rather undependable.

[artfulforger]

You changed in airplane bathrooms? [Asked oh so innocently.]

[mutedpoint]

*Giving him a flat look.*

His luggage took a separate flight.

*And... there might have been a tracker on it.*

[artfulforger]

That answer is not nearly as fun, you know.

[mutedpoint]

Reality not living up to expectations? Now where have I heard that before.

[artfulforger]

In one of your many many lectures I tune out?

And hitting random icon. ... I need to redo them all. :)

[mutedpoint]

It would explain a lot.

*... Nobody listens to him in the literal sense.*

So they're more random?

[artfulforger]

Fine fine. I'll try and pay attention.

If you wear wings.