on the plans to app her at abax; canon is veronica mars

[quipped]

You know, when I said I wanted to get away from Neptune, I meant somewhere preferably within the state of California. Let's just say the real estate in this fine city of...Abax hasn't exactly been the same since those mutant gorillas attacked.

And yes, I say that in all seriousness.

So, what do I have to do? Click my heels? Do the hokey-pokey and turn myself around? Let's think of a scenario where I don't have to go, and everyone walks away happy.