re: finally finished his damn profile & game shenanigans.

[sinews]

I guess it looks alright. [ Ty, you are the most ungrateful son of a — ] Hey, don't complain that your hand hurts, you're the one who couldn't stop stroking my face for hours on end.

... With a pen, sure. Not sure that excuse is gonna fly though, kitten.

Besides angsting over my handsome looks, what's this about buying me a sword? I know the gun's been kind of sketchy, but Fran's taking a look at it and I bet she'll figure out the problem in no time. Is it in case I join the city guard that Yuanji proposed? Hn, not sure I even want to if the Supreme General of Jerkdom is the one going to be heading it, no matter how many evil spirits he's taken down. Lion-O's the only guy I'm going to defer to in that place, if he even knew what he was doing, for that matter.

Busy days ahead? No problem.

Comments

[manofiron]

Supreme General of Jerkdom, huh? That mean you work for Fury, too?

[seesbeyond]

At least you're not naked and fighting giant moths with a lot of those human people like I am.

[sinews]

Depends, he's got a bunch of titles and then some I just zoned out of caring about. Does your Fury guy have a twisted sense of humour, the tendency to talk down to you for no reason and more annoying ways of crushing you under his boot with his mere stare than you're comfortable with?

'Cause we might have a winner.

[sinews]

[ HAHA, what even. Sorry about the burst of laughter, that's the last sentence he expected to hear today. ]

Alright, starting with the most hilarious of those statements — why are you naked?

[ Tsks! ]

Looks like someones morals are slipping.

[manofiron]

Add in a tendency to yell and yeah, I think that sounds about right.

So, who're you, then? Cat-Man? Stripes? I can't keep all these codenames straight anymore.

[seesbeyond]

[Whiskers, he just grumbles a little and gives a dirty look.]

It's nothing like that. All our clothes disappeared and we were just left with towels.

[And Lion-O's ended up covering him like this.]

[sinews]

Geez. My codename is Prince Meowgon, Slayer of Furniture — no, wait a minute, I don't have one and my actual name is Tygra. Nice to meet you, beardy.

So, you actually have a codename? Spill, I'm all ears.

[sinews]

Oh, no. Togas! The horror.

[ Wait for it. Wait. ]

... So you're scaring the moths away with your bare legs, or what?

[squeak_squeaker]

ARE YOU A MAN KITTY? [Kronk felt jealous of another male, for the first time ever!]

Do you want some tuna surprise tuna? It's tuna... but a surprise. But it's tuna.

[seesbeyond]

The moths are trying to eat the towels.

[A beat. It even sounds ridiculous to him, but he must defend his position! Dammit, Tygra!]

[sinews]

[ Wide-eyed staring. ]

Yeah, no, I don't trust you to feed me anything. Thanks.

[sinews]

[ FUKKIN' LOL'D. ]

[manofiron]

Uh huh. Tygra. Descriptive, not very original. But I guess it works, Furniture Slayer.

I don't need a codename, everybody knows who I am already. Name's Tony.

[seesbeyond]

[FACEPAW.]

It isn't really that funny, okay.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Aww, that hurt Kronk's feelings!] Huh. Why not, buddy?

Do I look kinda suspicious and stuff?

[sinews]

Being the last of the Tiger Clan gives me all rights to being as obvious as I want with my name. The way I see it, it's not like another one is going to come up to me any time soon.

Tony. That's not descriptive at all, weirdly enough from where I'm coming from.

[sinews]

No, you're right, that's a hellish week. [ BUT aside from teasing, he's interested; ] How are things going with the humans?

[manofiron]

And where's that? Animal Planet?

[sinews]

I only eat things I — or my friends — have made, sorry.

[sinews]

Third Earth.

[squeak_squeaker]

...I'mnotyourfriend? [Kronk didn't really understand the strangers =/= friends thing yet.]

[sinews]

... Uh.

[manofiron]

Literally third Earth, or is this some kind of alternate reality thing?

[alittlebeast]

[Head tilting, she shifts form to look more like Tygra...just purple and sporting a tail before becoming a normal little girl.]

Sometimes all that matters in a leader is good ethics and well developed leadership skills.

I like your fur.

[sinews]

No, literally, Third Earth. Thundera, specifically, and you're right, it is a planet of animals. First thought when I saw a human? That ape is seriously into shaving.