Voice testing!

[strutting]

Hey, hey, can y'all just hold on a minute while I—

[ It's that perpetual expression of puppy-dog confusion that leads people to believe he's a bit of a moron, isn't it, but poor Jason can't help his facial expressions. ]

—think?

[ Is that the word? Have a short pause while his brain wrinkles. ]

About this.

[ Sounds okay so far ... ]

And ... uh. All that other stuff you're planning on. Now, I don't like talkin' mean to girls because that kinda thing ain't right, but. Just try an' make sure I don't end up in too much trouble, 'kay? I mean like, trouble with them vamps. Or with Sook — I hate when she's all mad.

[ A little bit of trouble, though? Well. That's what keeps life exciting. He nods, apparently satisfied with his lame attempt at laying down some rules, before offering a painfully dumb (and somewhat arrogant) addendum: ]

Oh yeah, and don't try gettin' other dudes all friendly with m'johnson. You know I ain't got nothin' against it — heck, Lafayette's a buddy — but that just ain't my thing.