dr hix loves a bit of attention.

[evilbystatute]

Finally. You're putting some work in.

I mean what is this wizard supposed to have been doing all that time you were sitting on your hands being busy.

Things that are more important than me. Psh.

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[espanola]

They're so distractable, aren't they?

[evilbystatute]

No focus. Not a single bit of it.

[espanola]

There should be a way to fix that, I think.

[evilbystatute]

Aside from shouting at them?

[espanola]

You can do a lot of damage from inside someone's head. Theoretically.

Although you could also shout if that works better.

[evilbystatute]

Well, I'm not averse to a little blackmail. Actually doing damage is a different question, but blackmail...

[espanola]

To each his own. Still, blackmail should be easy enough.

[evilbystatute]

I'll do my best.

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... your face is all fuzzy! Are you a little animal AND a man? [Kronk never saw facial hair before.]

[evilbystatute]

I... have a beard.

[squeak_squeaker]

What's that, pal? Uh, sir. [Kronk just had a giant chin. It was almost a honorary beard, though!]

[evilbystatute]

Where you grow hair on your face. Men do it. A lot.

[squeak_squeaker]

...huh? [Kronk was very much baffled now.] But I'm all man.

Where's my beard?

[evilbystatute]

Not everyone grows one. It's a matter of choosing to. Or being a wizard.

[squeak_squeaker]

If I'm sorta together with a witch, does that make me a wizard? [You're a wizard, Kronk~]

[evilbystatute]

It very much does not. Sorry.

[squeak_squeaker]

Hah. That probably explains why I don't have a great beard like you!

Can you do magic tricks?

[evilbystatute]

I can do better things than just magic tricks.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh oh, like what? Can you turn into a baby unicorn? [Flailing his big arms, clearly VERY excited now! Kronk was a little dumb.]

[bindsthedead]

I suppose I'll be seeing more of you, then?

[evilbystatute]

I once turned into a pony. With a horn.

[evilbystatute]

You better believe it.

[squeak_squeaker]

Do it again! PLEASE?

I'll bake you some cupcakes if you do! Great ones.

[evilbystatute]

...It wasn't exactly by choice.

But I will take some cupcakes.

[squeak_squeaker]

What's your favorite kind of cupcake, buddy? [Kronk knew the key to magical friendship; baked goods! EVERYONE liked free cake.]

[evilbystatute]

Chocolate.

[squeak_squeaker]

MINE TOO. Or blueberry. Or sprinkles.

Yeah... sprinkles.

[evilbystatute]

You can't turn down sprinkles.

[squeak_squeaker]

Hah... I'm too big for sprinkles. [Kronk wibbled a bit. Sprinkles made him emotional, apparently.]

But they're so happy! And colorful.