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[lovemesomepie]

So, you're thinking of playing me.

Funny.

Let's cut to the chase: you and I both know you're not gonna get very far.

Hell yeah I'm better than that stick in the mud! But face it - you're gonna leave me by the wayside sooner or later.

Sammy and I got work to do. Stay outta our way.

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[gospels]

But they never do. We're all their puppets, you know? Discouragement usually doesn't go far with them~.

((Sorry! It's correct now.))

[lovemesomepie]

Yeah, well, "yes" isn't part of my vocabulary when the orders are from upstairs. Mun or not, I'm none of her business.

[cascoat]

Dean, it isn't polite to put down someone like that. You should have more compassion toward your Mundane.

[lovemesomepie]

I don't owe her anything, Cas. Why should I?

[cascoat]

Because you would not be here if it weren't for her. You own her that much.

I sense that you are upset over something. Might I help you find peace with it?

[lovemesomepie]

I never asked for this.

[Then, more quietly:] I need to get back to Sam.

[cascoat]

I too am yet to see your brother but this platform provides a range of options. Have you tried talking to someone who might know Sam, or sending him a private message?

[lovemesomepie]

No. But my mun's not even sure she won't ditch me.

Not sure that gettin' his hopes up wouldn't be worse.

[cascoat]

Why would she ditch you, Dean? You've plenty to offer in the way of a muse as well as rugged good looks and attitude.

[He doesn't...he doesn't know what he's saying]

Sam could be in peril. You could be his only hope.

[lovemesomepie]

[Rugged good looks and attitude? He knows he's got that, but...did that just come out of your mouth, Cas?]

Cas. Dudes don't talk about other dudes like that. It's like the porn thing. [Shudder.

That Sam thing, though? Catches his attention. That's his job, always has been: take care of Sammy. But still:]

In what, a meme?

[cascoat]

That is one possibility out of an infinite number. Sam could also be doing well enough for himself on a beach, surrounded by beautiful women. Or men.

...I've noticed a lot of things about this place.

[lovemesomepie]

Yeah, right. Sammy wouldn't know what to do with himself, the nerd. [Actually that's a lie, Dean taught Sam all his tricks...but he couldn't help but take every opportunity to tease his younger brother, even when he wasn't present. Sam had wanted more commitment to ever copy Dean's one-night-stands anyway.]

Like what?

[cascoat]

Alternate realities and parrallel dimensions. Strange terms that hold little meaning to me, like 'SuperWhoLock'. Have you heard of 'Wincest'? I am lead to believe that it involves both you and your brother, although how no one will tell me.

My Mundane is merely giggling at my confusion.

[lovemesomepie]

[Wincest. Oh no. Sam'd shown that to him. That Sam SLASH Dean stuff that was just sick. He blanches a little.] It's nothing. Not important.

Yeah, well, Cas, pop culture's not really your thing.

[imnot_likeyou]

You're wasting your breath, dude. Trust me.

[lovemesomepie]

They took you too, huh?

[Great.

But to be honest he's kinda relieved about that. Weak spots or not, they work well together - and there's one less worry on Dean's mind when he knows where Sammy is.]

[imnot_likeyou]

Depends what you mean by take.

[lovemesomepie]

Didn't exactly sign up for this. [Did you?]

[perfectantidote]

whoa, you seem to have very little faith in your mundane.

i can relate.

[lovemesomepie]

Yeah? What's yours done?

[imnot_likeyou]

No, but some of it's not so bad.

[lovemesomepie]

[Dean scoffs.] Like what? 'Cause I dunno about you, Sammy, but this isn't anything 'normal'.

[perfectantidote]

she intends to team up with your future self to send me into a death trap.

to see who is, uh, interested in saving me.

[lovemesomepie]

Get outta there, Cas. Whatever it takes.

[perfectantidote]

[heh. that's cute.]

ah, i do appreciate the concern. [how refreshing. yeah, he likes past-dean. he misses past-dean.] i go where my fearless leader commands.