voicetesting....

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Okay, listen. Ground rule.

You don't go around telling people I exist in your head because of Tahno. You don't go around letting me know that, either. Yeah, yeah, I know, he's all mopey right now and I really do feel bad that he lost his bending, I mean I imagine he must feel like hell without it because I sure would, but - seriously?

Seriously? I would rather make out with Naga.

Why am I even here, anyway? You're not going to throw me anywhere where I can be useful, you're solely focused on my suffering. Are you related to Amon? Is that it? Gah, whatever.

Just - let's get this over with. Try not to make me suck. Or I'll have Naga chew your shoes. All. Of. Them.

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You and Tahno. Seriously?

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[aaaaahhhh why her life]

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No, not seriously?

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There's nothing serious about it!

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There's not even a me and Tahno thing!

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Why would you go there, Mako, why?

done

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I thought you'd know better.

[spats]

[ WOW, OKAY, just 'cause he's not available doesn't mean you have to go trawling the gutter. ]

Bolin's a hundred times better than that creep. [ WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS BROTHER??? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HIM? ] Even knowing that, Tahno's the one your mun's fixated on, for real?

And I only went there because you started denying it like crazy.

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Of course Bolin's a hundred times better than that creep, Bolin is like a mountain and that creep's like some creepy stone. Pebble. Fleck of dust - or somehting.

[WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING IT, ARE YOU ACCUSING HER???]

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Seriously, you're accusing me of this now? It's like one baseless accusation after another with you lately!

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I didn't accuse you of anything.

[ ... Korra, are you on your period. ]

All I did was point out the obvious.

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And what is, exactly, the obvious?

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There was nothing impressive about that. A jerk is a jerk.

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That you're wasting a lot of effort saying you don't have a crush on Tahno.

[ Shrugs, shaking his head. ]

Just ignore rumours, they're not worth your breath.

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Whoa, hold on, where did you get 'have a crush on Tahno' from all that?

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Uhh, no he isn't?

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The part where you exist because of him came across pretty strongly. For the record, I think we'd all rather you made out with Naga instead of that guy.

[ HUFF. ]

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What? But she's Mako's girlfriend - what?

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Yeah, no, that in no way means I've got a crush on him, just that my mun's a psycho. Probably an equalist, too.

[Stares at.] Naga's a pretty good kisser.

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WHOA, OKAY LET'S STOP RIGHT THERE?

What people? Who are they?

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[ ROLLS HIS EYES, just don't go face-planting Tahno's lips and Mako will still respect you in the morning. Also, ew, puppy kisses. ]

Why am I not surprised?

[enthused]

Tahno? Really?

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[sjhgjdhgs - punches his shoulder.]

You idiot. [Why is she laughing, this isn't funny. Stop it.] She's my soulmate, okay.

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No, Bolin.

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[ Gently rubbing dat shoulder, blimey. ]

Hah, I already figured that much. Give me some credit.