IDK IF I STILL GOT THIS

[boobwindow]

You know what would help, kid?

Canon reviewing.

Not that I'm looking forward to whatever drama you want to toss me at this time. Protecting innocent civilians and making sure the bad guy of the week has their teeth knocked out? That sort of drama comes in the job description. Dealing with lost friends and universe drama? Well... I think you get that complicated picture.

You should, anyway.

Comments

[retconman]

Oh, don't be so negative. You could probably use the exercise.

[boobwindow]

If it involves knocking your teeth out? Sure.

[retconman]

It's really not fun bantering when you resort to the threats so quickly.

[boobwindow]

I'm not here for your amusement, Max.

[retconman]

Just for the conversation, then?

[boobwindow]

You make it sound like we're friends.

[retconman]

We could ping-pong threats back and forth, if you'd rather, but isn't it nicer to catch up a little first? I mean really, Karen, we'll probably be at each other's throats soon enough.

[boobwindow]

I'd tell you I'm not interested, but I doubt that matters much to you.

And this is exactly the kind of garbage I'm not looking forward to.

[retconman]

I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't looking forward to it a little. The thrill of challenge mildly outweighs my hatred of inconvenience.

[boobwindow]

You never learn, do you? Whatever you're planning, it's not going to work.

[retconman]

That's your problem. Always underestimating.

[boobwindow]

Not this time, Max. And you're going to have more than just me to worry about.

[retconman]

I'll get by. And I really hope that it drives you nuts.

[boobwindow]

You know what they say. Be careful what you wish for.

[retconman]

My wishes have a way of coming true.

[thesavagehawkdude]

I know the feeling.

[boobwindow]

Once upon a time you were occasionally annoying.

Now you're just a huge pain in the ass.

whoa i have never seen a carter!!

[boobwindow]

I mean, I get complicated is just the norm for us, but a break is nice every now and then.

I know, right?

[thesavagehawkdude]

Seriously, you'd think they need the time to look up on our backgrounds or something.

[retconman]

I've more than earned the right. Do you have any idea what it was like dealing with all of you for as long as I did?

[boobwindow]

The laziness shouldn't surprise me.

[boobwindow]

Yeah and I'm terribly sorry everyone thought of you as a friend and treated you as such. Really.

[thesavagehawkdude]

Mine's too lazy to find the comic books that I appeared in.

[boobwindow]

With the entire Internet at their disposal?

[retconman]

You misunderstand, but that's to be expected. It wasn't without its good times. It's regrettable, but I can't live in the past.