re: a pit stop to Gotham and memes, sorry bro :c

[batmanschmatman]

Let me get this straight: your solution to feeling like you need some variety in me filling in for Bruce while the city burns to the ground is to get me infected during a zombie apocalypse to mess with Bruce?

What is wrong with you?

The priority should be on getting things under control and finding [out what happened to] Bruce. We have a day left before we get pulled back to the Barge, and I'm not leaving until I know things are going to be okay once we're gone.

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[slayage]

Wait.

You're getting zombie'd?

Do I get a say in this?

[batmanschmatman]

Just on a meme. It's not a big deal. [DNW. DNW, BUFFY. :C]

[slayage]

Oh. I guess that's a little better than..

Okay, no, from your perspective that's still a not-good.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You do know if you ever turn into a zombie in front of me, I'd take your damn head off. Right? [Deranged little girl. Dick, this is Mindy for "Love you, big brother. Now don't turn into a zombie."]

[batmanschmatman]

I've had better weeks, that's for sure.

[batmanschmatman]

[Aw Mindy. You are the best very messed up baby sister. :C]

Well, this is me hoping it never, ever comes to that.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Oh, yes.]

Is this happening in that zombie meme?

[definedbydeeds]

For variety.

[Ohhh someone is NOT.PLEASED with your mun, Dick.]

...And more importantly, why do you need to find me?

[Also WHY IS GOTHAM BURNING. :/ ]

hope you don't mind a /threadjacking?

[definedbydeeds]

No. You won't.

[NOBODY IS MAKING HIS FAMILY ANY SMALLER, DAMMIT.]

akjfjkdshf i never mind. c'mon now.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

But he'd be a zombie! What would you do?

[No. She wouldn't decapitate anyone. Just stare in horror and maybe even cry just a tiiiny bit.]

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah. You're over there?

[gingerspeedster]

It sounds like your mun is losing her touch. With reality.

[batmanschmatman]

[The feeling is so mutual, idek. REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FRIENDS, DICK?]

... It's complicated. [That's really the best way to explain it. :|]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I...think so? Me and the pyrokinetic chick I share headspace with.

I think she'd be more useful against zombies, honestly. Not by much. [Mindy has her pride, see.]

[batmanschmatman]

I think she's just bored.

I still feel compelled to be concerned. hush.

[definedbydeeds]

Find a cure.

[...or coerce someone into making one. :/ ]

Gotham has almost unlimited resources for these things, if you know the right people. We exhaust all other options first.

[batmanschmatman]

I'd rather both of you not be anywhere near that sort of thing. [Or, you know, anyone. But mostly you. :|]

[gingerspeedster]

What's this about the city burning to the ground, and why aren't I there helping?

[definedbydeeds]

I'm listening.

[He's ALWAYS listening.]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Alright. [That's not relief in her voice no.]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Yeah, well. Tell that to my mun who also aged me up for this. I have no idea why.

[batmanschmatman]

[You creeper.]

The Joker escaped from Arkham, blew up the bridges and tunnels to cut the city off from the mainland, killed most of the police department, and you've been missing in action basically since it started. Basically anyone who could be helpful's been gone for weeks.

[batmanschmatman]

Because you're not on the Barge anymore, and the JLA's not in this version of our universe, apparently.

[batmanschmatman]

Beats me. Maybe they're all nuts.

[gingerspeedster]

Man, I hate interdimensional travel. Stuff gets so weird, and time travel doesn't work the way I want it to. Are your little buddies still around?