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dear_mun2012-05-28 10:14 am
justliketheolddays) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-28 10:14 am
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Do you have any idea how many kids of varying alien species will have my name? This is getting ridiculous. I just hope they don't go with 'Shepard' instead of my first name, which no one really calls me except maybe Garrus or Tali. Jesus. Well, I guess if I don't have kids, someone will carry on the name. It's not like I'm a guy and can go out and-- Whatever. Look, I can honestly tell you I don't think I'm gonna live long enough this second time around to contribute to the gene pool, okay? It's just not remotely feasible.
Don't gimme that look. I don't care how mush-faced I get over kids and shit. I'm not having a biological imperative moment, here. You're the one who brought it up!
This is real fucking life, woman, not some sappyass...movie. Life doesn't end with me getting old and cantankerous on some Turian colony somewhere with-- Aight. Back it up. We're not having this conversation again. We're not.
I'm just gonna. Be over here. Nursing this glass of...whatever this is. Something potent and mind-numbing. Look, it's not like I'm getting wasted every goddamn chance I get. This? [swishes her beverage of dubious origin] Is only applicable when you drive me to drink.
Don't gimme that look. I don't care how mush-faced I get over kids and shit. I'm not having a biological imperative moment, here. You're the one who brought it up!
This is real fucking life, woman, not some sappyass...movie. Life doesn't end with me getting old and cantankerous on some Turian colony somewhere with-- Aight. Back it up. We're not having this conversation again. We're not.
I'm just gonna. Be over here. Nursing this glass of...whatever this is. Something potent and mind-numbing. Look, it's not like I'm getting wasted every goddamn chance I get. This? [swishes her beverage of dubious origin] Is only applicable when you drive me to drink.