Homeless; Possibly Heading to lastvoyages

[gammabruce]

I am really glad you finally settled on a 'look' for me. It was very disorienting there for a while. You came to this decision through less than logical, and surprisingly spiritual means, but I have no complaints.

My only wish is you put that much work and thought into finding me some place to actually go. If it means back to the little ship in the sky, then so be it. Just be sure you know what you're doing. The place is still stressful, and we know how the other guy usually deals with that. It's never sunshine and rainbows.

Yes, I know Tony is there. You do not need to remind me. You're not exactly subtle about that, now are you? Please, for my sake, stop looking at those kinds of things. It's a little awkward.

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[aburdenglorious]

As they say, doctor, you must be new.

[Loki chuckles.]

At least Stark is not one you call brother.

[scarlet_discord]

Eeeee!

[Tackles Bruce offscreen]

[punchingplz]

Ship sucks. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[tearsofjoy]

Aww c'mon doc. It is kinda cute when you two do the whole science thing.

[gammabruce]

I'll have to take your word on that. Normally I don't consider physics and variables adorable.

[gammabruce]

I remember you being there. It was a long time ago, but you seemed to be getting better.

[gammabruce]

Hello t- [OOF! Shrugs, adjusts glasses.] So... I've been missed, huh?

[gammabruce]

I'm only surprised by it. In this headspace, it's be expected.

The mun has seen some art of you and Thor, but I've always looked away.

[tearsofjoy]

[She laughs.] You don't sound too thrilled about this place your mun is sending you to. Is it Tony? You know, if he pokes you with more pointy things, you can hit him back. You have my permission.

[punchingplz]

I wasn't broken in the first place.

[gammabruce]

An addiction to power heightened by the super soldier serum? Okay, not broken. So tell me, how did that work out for you?

[gammabruce]

It's the whole 'me in a large contained spaceship jail with no exits' that gets to me. I can handle Tony. I hear they took his suit away.

[punchingplz]

Good enough. I got what I wanted, after all.

your au matches with my headcanon *squee*

[gammabruce]

Locked in a government cell and treated as a lab rat. [Just a brow raise. Really, bro? That's what you wanted?]

[tearsofjoy]

Yeah, I can see why you'd be concerned.

Well, if that's true, you'll have another reason to be concerned. No suit = bored Tony. He'll probably be bugging you until you can' take it anymore.

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[gammabruce]

That... wouldn't be so bad, actually. [Don't give him that look, he doesn't have a sciencebro!crush. Really.] I mean, this place has a science lab, last I checked. I hope for their sake they don't let him near it. Or any scrap metal.

Adfadfsdf

[tearsofjoy]

[She raises an eyebrow.] Knowing Tony as I do, I'm sure he'll find a way into it no matter what's done to restrict his access.

Just don't let him talk you into anything you're not comfortable with, Dr. Banner. If he tries, you'll have to smack him. Not that I condone violence or anything but we all know that throwing insults at him is futile. You're better off insulting a brick wall.

yay. c:

[punchingplz]

I got out. [SUCK ON THAT BUDDY, HE'S FROM AN AU]

[aburdenglorious]

My own wench is far too loud to ignore. She seems to care for you and the Man of Iron as well. I see not why.

[gammabruce]

The ship has a way of keeping him out. [He refuses to say 'magic'.] It's restricted to wardens. And, well, Tony is not one of them. [By implication, he is. Which makes her warning that much more relevant.]

Oh, I know, Pepper. Not too many things can get under my skin, including him. I've built up something of a tolerance for bullshit over the years.

[gammabruce]

...Nice. [Dammit, that wasn't in his files! >:| ] Keeping a low-profile, I hope? [LOL YA RIGHT THIS IS YOU]

[scarlet_discord]

Hi hi hi hi hi! [Cheek kiss, hair ruffle.] Yeah you were. I learned pies!

[didknowthat]

[Yes, TLV. Come with uusssssss. Also this is a very amused, albeit slightly uncomfortable Pepper.]

They've got a name for you two, you know.

[gammabruce]

[I cannot resist TLV ever. Or Ruffalo adorableness, though I tried. Have an awkward Bruce.]

I've... heard. My mun is fond of it, unfortunately.

[gammabruce]

You call your mun 'wench'? [No, really, he cannot believe that. Then, some adorkable awkward:] Maybe its our irresistible charm and humbleness.

forever cute.

[gammabruce]

[No, it's cool, he didn't need to get up. A flailing fangirl is much better. eek! he has a fangirl!] Are we talking apple or mathematical?

^__^

[scarlet_discord]

Apple, and rhurbarb, and lemon meringue, and pecan, and chocolate silk, and...you'd probably like to get up now, wouldn't you.

[didknowthat]

[Still kind of sort of really amused.]

Mine too. I wouldn't worry about it though. It could be a much worse name, believe me. At least yours is ... neat.

[punchingplz]

Take a guess. [NOPE, FUCK YOU BRUCE.]

[tearsofjoy]

Care to teach a girl? [She laughs a little.] I consider myself pretty good at tolerating bullshit, but considering how you've managed to keep the other guy at bay..[She pauses.] I'd have to say you're an expert.

i miss these two together. ;A;

[gammabruce]

Word of advice, from someone who's been there? The less attention, the better. [Like you'll follow that but GDI HE'S GOING TO TRY, OK.]

[gammabruce]

[Just a smile.] I could try, but I think you've got a good handle on it already, to tell you the truth. I imagine anyone who is around Tony more than an hour has to, otherwise they go insane.

[gammabruce]

I suppose... [Oh, but now he's curious.] Why? What sort of names are there for you two?

[didknowthat]

[SIGH. Well no, she doesn't mind it. That much. Could definitely be worse.]

Pepperony.