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dear_mun2012-05-28 06:56 am
fishyfangs) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-28 06:56 am
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Listen up! I'm not about to comment on your sleeping habits, or that you should finish reviewing my game before you attempt anything. No, nonono, those are trivial compared to the real issue here, mundane!
THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SARDINES IN YOUR DIET!
Don't you understand?! Sardines are the source of ultimate power! Longevity! If you just took the time to understand, you would see the error of your ways!
For example, did you know Sardines are one of the healthiest sources of protein there is? A single can of sardines contains almost half of your recommended daily amount, but lacks the high levels of saturated fats which are present in many other high protein animals you could be eating!
On top of that, Sardines mature at a much younger age compared to other fish, so they have less time to accumulate notable amounts of mercury and other toxins that some other fish would acquire in the same amount of time...
...it's an outrage I say!
THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SARDINES IN YOUR DIET!
Don't you understand?! Sardines are the source of ultimate power! Longevity! If you just took the time to understand, you would see the error of your ways!
For example, did you know Sardines are one of the healthiest sources of protein there is? A single can of sardines contains almost half of your recommended daily amount, but lacks the high levels of saturated fats which are present in many other high protein animals you could be eating!
On top of that, Sardines mature at a much younger age compared to other fish, so they have less time to accumulate notable amounts of mercury and other toxins that some other fish would acquire in the same amount of time...
...it's an outrage I say!
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Nonsense! The whole point of this...roleplaying is an attempt at emulating my behavior, correct?
Then how can he ever hope to achieve this without knowing the splendor...the...the magnificence of...
...the SARRRRRRRDIIIIIIIINE!
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Uh, well, he could... umm..
[... might have a point there.]
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In fact, if things continue the way they are I may just have to educate my mundane in the ways of the sardine.
When I'm through with him, he won't know how he ever lived without them.
[DRAMATIC CAPE FLOURISH, GO!]
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[Kinda almost feels sorry for your mun except, wait, muns are terrible and probably had it coming.]
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