Thinking of people for lastvoyages.

[worldsbestmarksman]

...Threatening to dig out the journal you have for my brother is not the way to get me to do what you want me to do.

And if you feel compelled to see my movie again I'm certainly not going to stop you. You know though, that nobody is going to allow you to bring him to the barge right?

Also there's something wrong with you having a list of people you'd like to purposefully incarcerate. [His writer open's her mouth and-]

You're not Fury.

[He's going to stop right there.]

Comments

[imfollowinghim]

Isn't that a good thing? [Re: your brother?]

[worldsbestmarksman]

...In what way? Having Barney around?

[Clint just shakes his head] Barney and I have...history.

[imfollowinghim]

He's your brother. [Of course you two have history.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Clint considers this for a few moments] ...Apart from the Captain. Do you have...family? Or did you?

[theotherspeedy]

Yep. Doesn't fail. Every one of you I see here, I just end up oggling the bow.

...totally just the bow. Yeah.

[imfollowinghim]

Nah. My parents died when I was a kid, didn't have any siblings. It was pretty much just me and Steve.

[onlyneedsone]

I'd appreciate not being brought into this.

[worldsbestmarksman]

My dad was in the circus. [A remark like this should illicit a smile.] Did trick riding, rope work, shooting with bows and arrows. Did the William Tell routine on me more times then I could count. Circus got sold to Ringling Brothers in the eighties. Dad never recovered. Started using his skills for...other means then legal.

[Clint's not proud of that. And it shows. But Natasha trusts you. So you get the whole story Bucky.]

Barney took after my dad.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[The smallest eyebrow quirk] You're not the first to find it impressive.

[imfollowinghim]

Sorry. [There's zero judgment, just sincerity. Because that sucks, bro.]

/DEAD

[worldsbestmarksman]

She's the one who made the connection sir. I just work here.

I couldn't help it.

[onlyneedsone]

Perhaps you might want to put a leash on her, Agent. Or put her in a holding cell.

[theotherspeedy]

Oh, the innuendo I could use here. [She practically has to bite her tongue]

Nice... form, too. [Even if Renner's archery form was really actually kind of bad in the movie... It at least looked cool.]

[ofafeather]

You're pretty lucky she's not Fury.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Clint shrugs] Well he's on SHIELD'S twenty most wanted list trying desperately to crawl to the top ten under the name Trick Shot.

[May have heard of him, may not.] If you ever hear the name shoot him for me.

[worldsbestmarksman]

She's making lists. Bobbi. Lists.

Nobody but a cop should make these kinds of lists.

You win an internet and made my night.

[worldsbestmarksman]

Holding cell would be preferred sir, but she's..

[Dear god it is the longest of long stories.] I'm acting back-up to Agent Romanoff in the game we're going to.

[It's killing him to play this nice.]

\o/

[onlyneedsone]

Is this one of those games with people pairing up and acting highly inappropriate during work hours?

[imfollowinghim]

I'll do my best. [Meaning basically if he runs into him, Trick Shot's in trouble.]

Why does she want him on board?

[ofafeather]

How bad are they?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Blank Stare] No sir. [Good god he wishes.]

Agent Romanoff's been incarcerated sir. and I'm-well. [Going to keep her company is not something you tell your boss]

Going there to keep her company she says. And warden an inmate too.

[worldsbestmarksman]

People she wants to drag to this boat. Kids. She'd kill for a Katniss Everdeen.

[He doesn't know who this person is, but he pities her.]

[onlyneedsone]

You? A warden?

[Excuse the lifted brow, Barton. He's refraining from rolling his eye.]

Tell me the world has ended and that this is all a very bad dream.

You are, an awesome Fury.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[This is Clint's hapless face]

I wish I could say that wasn't the case. [snort] Besides it's not like I'd be...bad at it.

I haven't even seen the movie yet. I WILL TOMORROW (maybe)

[onlyneedsone]

Right.

[No words are needed, Barton, because he's giving you a 'look'.]