It's 3 am everyone! Have an evil, AU version of Steve Rogers cos I couldn't help myself

[notyourgerbil]

Really don't know what you're doing, do you? I'm just here cos you want to do more RPing, but you've got no idea where to put me. And it won't be in a game, either, won't let you do that. I'd rather have one of those PSLs you keep thinking about it.

And you do realize Peggy's pretty rare, right? Not much chance in finding one for me. [He'd like it very much, though, but he isn't gonna admit that to everybody.] Besides, she'd never agree with me.

Think you should let me out, but I doubt you'll like what I'm gonna do. You can go on about "evil Steve" being sexy, but you're really a nice, good person. [He makes a face.] But I know you're gonna let me out anyway. I've got important things to do.

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Mun knows nooooothing about not being able to resist one's worst impulses. Nope. Not at all. >.>

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Where to even begin?

Oh right.

Just whatcha planning to do, Steve? [ Insert sing song tones here. ]

oh god hello

[imfollowinghim]

Evil Steve?

eeee! Bucky!

[notyourgerbil]

[He regards his old friend coldly, there's some unhappy memories there.] Bucky.

That's just what she calls me. Don't really care much for it.

C:

[imfollowinghim]

[Which is just getting you a weird look. What happened, bro. Were you kidnapped by evil Russians too? :c] Can't imagine why.

haha I know, right. And it's after 3 am... I should sleep...

[notyourgerbil]

[Oh, hey, a pretty girl. Still not giving anything away, though.]

Can't just let everybody know, there's so many spies. [But he pretends to consider for a moment, then gives her a small smile.] I might tell you, though, if you ask me nicely.

From a comics crossover AU where he's an Avenger.

[hawkingisabastard]

So, you do know you're crazy, right?

lol, I need to sleep xD

[notyourgerbil]

[He gives Bucky a weird look in return, but his voice is still a little cold.] Yeah, of course you think labels like good or evil actually matter.

[And then he looks annoyed, and the bitterness is all over his tone.] You're not feeling guilty all of a sudden, are you? [Because you got adopted, Bucky, and he didn't. And you left him at the orphanage and he had to fend for himself. You abandoned him. Or that's how he sees it anyways.][Cos it doesn't matter anymore. [Yes it does.]

You said her name, so she appears. Evil too if you like

[therightpartner]

What exactly wouldn't I agree with, captain?

[notyourgerbil]

[He glares.] Why do you people have to stick labels on everything?

Me too, but you will be getting more tags tomorrow c:

[imfollowinghim]

[Whelp, that is doing nothing to ease the puzzled because bitter and Steve don't go together at all, generally.] For what?

[He can't think of anything he'd need to feel guilty for, not really, anyway. He'd told Steve to stop trying to get involved with the war for his own good, and he'd figured out a way to make it work anyway. ]

[hawkingisabastard]

Well, in this case the label's pretty dang apt. I've seen some of Erskine's research. Not enough to even begin to try to recreate it, but enough to know that any possible screwup can have disastrous effects on the subject's mental stability. Frankly, I'm shocked it even got approved in the first place.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Spies? Do I look like a spy? [Okay, so the leather and weapons... right.]

Why don't I believe that, Handsome? [Oh but two could play this game, even if she wanted to punch someone in the nose now.] Because no one that worries about spies tells things to girls who ask nicely.

fajhhskfsjf welp, so much for going to bed xD

[notyourgerbil]

[He turns a little red upon seeing her. He thought he wouldn't be awkward around women anymore, but... he has actual feelings for her. So it's different.]

I, um... [No, Steve, start again.] Taking control of America. Love my country, but those idiots who run it'll never beat the Soviets. You remember, don't you? They wouldn't let me fight HYDRA.

/manages one more, then goes to bed lol

[notyourgerbil]

[Is Bucky trying to make him angry? Because it's working. He snaps his next words.] I said it doesn't matter. Must not matter much to you, either.

I've got the serum now, it made me better. Don't need you to protect me anymore.

[notyourgerbil]

Spies never look like spies. [He looks her up and down, and not in a really innocent way, either. There's really only one other person he has real feelings for, but he doubts she'd see things his way, so he can look at other women all he wants. It's not like there's much to it.] Well, maybe you do, dressed like that.

[He takes the chance and steps toward her because... well, why not? He's smirking now, too.] Maybe I'm making an exception. Just this one time. For you.

(Red Skull+Face)

[darkdesires]

I already like the sound of this, dear Captain...

[notyourgerbil]

Nope, the serum worked just fine. Can't blame me if they were too stupid to let me fight.

[hawkingisabastard]

What about the Vita-Rays?

lmao GOOD NIGHT

[imfollowinghim]

What the hell are you talking about? Where is this all coming from?

[notyourgerbil]

[He shrugs. He's not some science expert.] What about them?

\o/

[notyourgerbil]

[He manages to stop himself from punching the other man in the face. Because this is all wrong. He folds his arms.] Could ask you the same thing, Bucky.

[imfollowinghim]

Why don't we start with why you're mad at me. [Because no offense bro, but you're the one who's sounding kind of weird and different. :|]

[notyourgerbil]

[But you're supposed to know that, Bucky. He shouldn't have to go on about it. Uugh...] You left. You were spose to be my friend and you left. Got yourself a nice, happy family.

But like I said, doesn't matter anymore. The serum made everything better.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

[Despite herself, a small smirk curved her lips, planting a hand on one hip.] Enjoying the view? Try and not let the return trip getting back to my eyes take too long.

[But her gaze did meet his, chin lifting slightly.] Maybe you're enjoying the tease. Besides, me and the word please just don't get along all that well.

[imfollowinghim]

The only time I ever left was to go fight in the war. I was with the 107th, and you busted me out of a HYDRA facility and asked me to be your partner so we could take them down. [And then he fell off a train and "died" but let's stick to the better parts of this story.] You're the closest thing to family I've got. You know that.