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[truffulacide]

...Seriously? Come on, that's dumb. I already have his girlfriend here; why would I want him? That's all sorts of awkward.

- Don't look at me like I have two heads, I know what I'm talking about! I'm pretty much the duly designated conductor of this crazy train, so yeah, that makes me your go-to guy on embarrassing situations. Having him around would catapult this into "find-the-nearest-rock-and-hide-under-it" territory. It's creepy and weird and...and...and I just don't like it. And I bet he'd hate it just as much. Poor, delicate little Todd.

[...]

What? That's his name, right? I'm pretty sure it is.

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[viciouscruelty]

[yeah you're being laughed at, buddy. a really high-pitched giggle, at that.]

[truffulacide]

[excuse you, miss. he crosses her arm and gives her the hairy eye.]

Do I have something stuck between my teeth?

[viciouscruelty]

[sudden invasion of personal space oops, sorry. you are now face-to-face with her.]

I don't know, do you want me to check~?

[truffulacide]

[woah, woah. none of that now.]

Is that a trick question? It sounds like a trick question. Funny thing about those, the proper way to answer them 99.9% of the time is with a hard no.

You seem pretty cool, so I'll slip in a "thank you" at the end, too. Just for you. No, thank you.

[viciouscruelty]

[she backs off, but that grin is still in place.]

I was laughing at you because you're funny. So worried about all these things.

[truffulacide]

And I wasn't even trying to be. Must be my natural talent.

[pause]

It's a perfectly legitimate thing to be upset about.

[viciouscruelty]

Why should I care?

[truffulacide]

Did I ask you to? You're the one who pranced over acting like you did. Pretending, even.

[viciouscruelty]

I was laughing at your silly worries. I never said I cared about them.

[truffulacide]

So you're just here to be mean. I see. Now it aaaaall makes sense.

[viciouscruelty]

[don't take it too personally, bro. she's a demon. it's kind of what she does.]

Maybe you should just stop worrying. Throw it away! Burn your cares up and dance~ then I wouldn't laugh at you!

[truffulacide]

[gosh, he was just about to say... you're a lot less nice than the other two robot girls he knows.]

Is that some new age thing? Dance therapy? Don't get me wrong, I love dancing, but I kinda have to be in a good mood for it. Some equally awesome good music helps, too.

I nearly threw a much nicer AU at him, but... well, really. Where's the fun in nice?

[viciouscruelty]

[AUs sure are fun, aren't they? :'D]

Therapyyy...? [she doesn't seem to understand what that word means.] It's easy. Just stop caring. All these cares, they're so pointless, right~? Nothing really matters in the end. So forget everything else. Do what's fun. [she tilts her head.] What do you want?

[treefetish]

I'm not his-- [aksdhkslgl shut the fuck up mr bob you're embarrassing]

And his name is Ted.

[truffulacide]

That's not what I heard.

[he huffs.] Ted, Todd, whatever. I happen to like Todd better; you meet a ton of Teds, but not a whole lot of Todds.

[treefetish]

I only know one Ted. [no we are not talking about this]

[outofthenorm]

Whoever you are, lighten up!

[truffulacide]

...Huh?

[outofthenorm]

Put down the conductor hat and just ride.

[truffulacide]

Nice. How many fortune cookies did you have to eat before you learned how to say that?

[outofthenorm]

Fortune cookie?

That's bonafide Norma advice right there.

[truffulacide]

Does it come with a receipt?

[outofthenorm]

Nope.

Just like that nose of yours. It's unique and odd.

[truffulacide]

Darn. I could've returned it f- hey!

[excuse him, he's very sensitive about his body. he covers his nose with his hand, defensively.]

Says you! My nose is just fine! It's boring and small and...and normal!

[outofthenorm]

Kinda cute, too. But no one can see that with your big ol' hand in the way.

[She laughs.]