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Charlie Pendleton ([personal profile] gonefishinginabag) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-26 02:04 am
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dear fandom, I'm sorry

What's so funny? I don't get it...
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yardbird: These are the days we'll never forget... (my catholic guilt is strong...)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT?

[N-NO...

[IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?]
yardbird: Why do you hate me so much? Just sayin'... (are you there god?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY...]
yardbird: fffff- (dammit left the oven on again)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE...?]
yardbird: These are the days we'll never forget... (ghost ride the whip...)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, we're done.]








...Charlie?
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Mmhmm... You alright, Dad?
yardbird: I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned. (i got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...





Yeah, I'm fine, Charlie. [Completely, undeniably and healthfully fine.]
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Small tug at his shirt.]

You don't look like it.
yardbird: Or Heather. Or Alex. Or Nepeta. (goddammit anne...)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[No, he can't. He just. Can't.

[Come here, son. Murphy's giving you the biggest dad-hug ever, because otherwise he's just going to. Lose it. Fuck.]
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh man, dad-hugs are the bestest!]

Haha daaaad- you're squeezing me too tight! I can't breath!
yardbird: We eat so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning. (ask dr. phil; i'm ill)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[They are when they're just about the only thing keeping your dad from having another breakdown.]

Sorry... I'm sorry. [It takes every bit of willpower to try and ease off, even marginally so.]
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry for what? Did you do something bad?
yardbird: Let's go eat, hah? (tired; wasted... i love you darling!)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't. Don't worry about it, Charlie.
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[personal profile] 11121 2012-05-26 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Grown-ups are weird.
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay...

[You mad whack, Dad. You're just makin' him drown in curiosity.]

Hey dad! Can we go fly the kite again? It's not supposed to rain today.
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it... I never wanna be that weird when I'm a grown-up.
yardbird: And can we stop off at build a bear on the way home? (can you come get me at the bar?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[That is bad and you should feel bad.]

Yeah... Let's go do that.

[sob]
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[personal profile] 11121 2012-05-26 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ His eyes flicker around them a moment. Maybe he's said too much already but... ]

Are you from South Ashford?
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Can we go by the lake?

[N O P E]
yardbird: GLORY GLORY HALLUIUUAHAHHGG. (nobody knows the trouble i've seeeen)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, Charlie. Why.]

N-No, not the lake. It's not... No. How... How about we go someplace nice...? Like the park? You wanna go to the park?
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.] Nuh uh. Are you?
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...

[Welp, he tried! Whatever, parks are cool too.]

Okay! Only if you promise me you'll take me to the swings.
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[personal profile] 11121 2012-05-26 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shakes his head as well. ]

No. That's where my mom lives. South Ashfield.

The Wish House is teaching me for her.

[ The light in his eyes flickers between the mention of his mother and the Wish House. One on, one off. ]

Are you just new? I haven't seen you.
yardbird: (i'm a jewel song away from suicide watch)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-05-26 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, thank god.]

Of course, Charlie. Anything you want... you name it. It's your day.
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Go Shawty, it's yo' berfdaii. We gonna toss kids into lakes like it's yo' berfdaii.]

Thanks Dad! You're the best!
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[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-05-26 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I just moved here. My name's Charlie. What's yours?
savethebullshit: (affected)

/just dies <3

[personal profile] savethebullshit 2012-06-06 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's not so good with kids, but if he's going to be here without adult supervision she feels like it's a good idea to intervene. Whoever his parents are, she wonders if it'd be justified to give them a bitchfest for leaving him unattended]

What's a kid like you doing running around out here by yourself?
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i am going to h-e-l-l

[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-06-07 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Charlie ain't the kind to just run off. Especially if there's another grown-up to help. Dad always says never talk to strangers but when you're lost; desperate times call for desperate rule-bending measures.]

I'm looking for my dad. Have you seen him? He's really tall with brown hair.
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I'm coming with you lol

[personal profile] savethebullshit 2012-06-07 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Anne sighs, running a hand over her hair and approaching Charlie carefully, not wanting to freak him out with any sudden movements Oh god. Lost kid. She just looks at him for a moment, trying to process how to speak to him without being harsh or impatient like she's had the tendency to lately... and usually, but who's counting that?]

'Fraid you're gonna have to be more specific. Do you know your dad's name? Do you know his phone number?

[she has no idea how to talk to kids. It comes out sounding more like she's talking to a fellow CO or something]
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Wooooo!

[personal profile] gonefishinginabag 2012-06-07 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm...

[He sticks a hand inside his jacket pocket. There's nothing there of course besides a couple of crumpled gum wraps and a rubber band.]

I can't remember the number...B-But his name is Murphy! Does that help?
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[personal profile] savethebullshit 2012-06-07 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god. That hits her like a ton of bricks. It's a long shot, obviously, but how common is a name like Murphy in this day and age? Not very. And his dad is tall... has brown hair. And this kid does look an awful lot like Murphy... no. That's just silly. Still, it can't hurt to ask, just in case. Not that Murphy is ever easy to track down so she doesn't know how much good knowing whether it's him will end up being]

Yeah, that helps. Murphy Pendleton? Is that your dad's name?
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