on recent events in game.

[solitarynuvola]

I do not see how this is amusing, mundane. It was the easiest way to get Rokudo out of bed, nothing else.

[Mun is still in absolute hysterics at this.]

Comments

grouchy grouch here -3-

[serpente]

There are less painful ways to wake a sleeping man.

<3

[solitarynuvola]

And you deserve none of them.

[serpente]

I wasn't aware 'building up my strength' meant abusing my body.

[solitarynuvola]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[serpente]

Perhaps on any other day, I might have agreed with you. And I am not entirely sure you are not trying to kill me anyway.

[solitarynuvola]

I am not going to kill you.

... Yet. [Smirk.]

[serpente]

[Scowl.] I expect it will be painful, no?

[Does he get a hint?]

[solitarynuvola]

[No spoilers from him. :> ] Enough to repay my debt to you several times over.

[Because, hey, interest and all that.]

[serpente]

Wonderful. I hope you will at least be imaginative whilst plotting my untimely demise. I'd hate to find dying boring.

[solitarynuvola]

I am more imaginative than you seem to think. [He can kill you several times over, which is lovely.]

[serpente]

[No, it is not lovely. It is a terrible prospect.]

Really? I was under the impression that all you did was destroy things. Not a very imaginative profession.

[solitarynuvola]

You are misinformed for one who prides himself on gathering information. [That's really not all he does, Rokudo.]

[serpente]

Hardly my fault when you remain so tight-lipped regarding the contents of your mind, Hibari Kyouya.

[You may not think he knows, but he always knows somehow.]

[solitarynuvola]

[Insta-bristle!] Keep out of my mind, Rokudo.

[serpente]

My, my. So defensive so quickly! It's not as if you have anything worth hiding in there.

[solitarynuvola]

[... You know he could just punch you to make you shut up again, right.] I would not give you the satisfaction of knowing.

[serpente]

[Where's the fun in just punching him like that?]

That's a pity. I'll simply have to possess your second-in-command again then. Tetsu...was it? Kufufu~

[solitarynuvola]

[He thinks it's hilarious. :|]

I keep my secrets to myself, mind-whore. [Oh yeah, he's pretty annoyed right now.]

[serpente]

[You have a weird sense of humour, Kyo-chan.]

Such vulgar language doesn't suit you at all. It is not true whoring unless both parties enjoy the experience.

[Fair's fair then. You annoyed him, now he gets to annoy you.]

[solitarynuvola]

And I suppose you would know. [So very bitter.]

[serpente]

[One elegant eyebrow rises.]

There is nothing wrong with sex, Kyouya. Not that I would expect you to know, being the stiff, uptight man that you are.

[solitarynuvola]

[Automatic:] I did not give you permission to use my name so casually.

[Besides...] Your expectations have fallen short. [He knows there's nothing wrong with sex. It's just that he sees no need for it.]

[serpente]

[Have an eyeroll from him, because he's heard that line many times before (and it never deters him from doing whatever he likes).]

They always seem to do that, don't they? [Mukuro smiles enigmatically.] Perhaps you should provide evidence to back your words one day.

[solitarynuvola]

[Fuq u too Rokudo.] I do not need to prove anything to you, Rokudo. [Except that maybe he's stronger than you.]

[serpente]

['Maybe'? :>]

Is that because you're afraid of losing?

[Oh yes, he went there.]