on getting older and certain reunions

[snipes]

Hey mun, I'm thrilled you decided to put me somewhere I can fight. It's a lot better than being stuck in some stuffy town as someone's wife. You would have had to go through a lot of work to upgrade this account to accommodate that mess after all.

Wait, what do you mean you're still going through with updating me!? You can't! What do you think Simon and the others will say when they see some stuffy old lady instead of my youthful face!? Besides, don't you think my eyesight will suffer the more I age?

It's a bad idea all around. Let's just leave things the way they are, alright?

Besides, I don't want the others to think differently of me. That's not a good way to start a reunion, right?

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[avengedhimself]

'Sup.

[Hey babe, how you doin']

[snipes]

No, I'm not dealing with this right now. I have three days to talk my mun out of "aging" me up and all you'll do is convince her.

[avengedhimself]

Oh come on, it won't be that bad.

[Seriously gurl, you're going to grow up just fine]

[snipes]

It will be that bad!

[ She killssses another dude! ]

[avengedhimself]

[SO? KITTAN WAS PRETTY DAMN GREAT FOR A MAN.]

Nah, I think it'd be bigger.

[SERIOUSLY, KAMINA?]

[snipes]

[ YO WOMAN'S LIPS WERE ALL UP ON ANOTHER MAN'S LIPS AND THAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?? ]

Huh? We weren't talking about sizes, were we?

[avengedhimself]

...

I thought we were.

[snipes]

Where the hell was your mind exactly?

[avengedhimself]

[Still glancing at her boobs.

Yeah.]

[snipes]

[ And now where the hell is her beloved gun... ]

Hey. My eyes are up here.

[punchedoutdestiny]

'Stuffy old lady' my ass, Yoko. You still looked just fine when you busted me out of prison.

[A beat.]

Or are they updating you further than that?

[snipes]

[ Oh man, oh man. Little Simon isn't little anymore. ]

A little after that according to the dynamic duo in charge of my fate. Why can't they just let me remain as youthful as I am now?

[punchedoutdestiny]

[NOPE.]

We all gotta grow up sometime, though.

[snipes]

While that's true, in this place I can be whatever age I want. So why can't I stick to the way I am? It's fine this way after all.

[avengedhimself]

...Oh. Sorry.

[Totally looking up.]

Thought those were your eyes for a second there!

[snipes]

[ Just this face. Seriously. ]

Yeah and this little hole on my stomach was my lips, right?

[avengedhimself]

That's what it looked like, yep.

[snipes]

Guess you hit your head a little too hard in that last battle, huh? I should have expected that you would run off and do something so reckless!

[avengedhimself]

...Yeah, sorry about that one.

[snipes]

Yeah... well, you better make it up to me later on. You have the chance to keep your word, you know.