BRB winning

[red_shift]

I knew you couldn't resist me forever. ♥

...what do you mean forever homeless?

Comments

[stand_witness]

[ Learn from the old master, young one. ]

trolling avengers was not enough for this one clearly

[worstdjever]

Forever
- adjective

1. Without end; eternally.
2. Incessant.
3. Without interruption.


Homeless
- adjective

1. Having no home or haven.

- noun

1. People without homes considered as a group.

[helpful troll AI is helpful]

[red_shift]

Guess it takes all kinds to do fangirl shipping.

[Nope, not signing your chassis either.]

bb you can troll me anytime

[red_shift]

That's cute. Can you quote any more definitions at me?

Try pedantic. That's a good one.

[stand_witness]

[ Shipping you say? ]

[red_shift]

[Hey, that was the only good Jaws movie.]

[sysadmin]

[ Well. This is new. ]

You expect more from a User?

[ ...a bit bitter, there, Clu? ]

[worstdjever]

I can but I am afraid that you have failed to present the request in the proper command format. Failure on your part does not constitute an order that needs to be obeyed on mine.

[red_shift]

[Well hello, me. Why so bitter?]

Of course not. They're only human.

[red_shift]

You poor child. Whoever tried to give you humor subroutines should be dragged out and shot.

[No, really.]

[notglitching]

[Rinzler. Will just be... rumbling over here. And maybe staring a bit. (And trying not to spy on Soundwave's choice of transmissions for a change.)

Unless you can make his user stop... laughing? It's getting disconcerting, okay.]

[sysadmin]

[ Just got blown up, brogram. Well, reintegrated and then blown up. Rough milli. ]

Exactly. Riddled with inefficiencies, errors, glitches... They're faulty.

[worstdjever]

Many have tried. They have failed. Most wind up regretting the decision.

[Keep talking there Clu. Don't mind the advanced AI casually trying to poke at your coding. Let's hope you aren't ticklish.]

[red_shift]

[Have a nice metaphorical swat from security subroutines. Not that everything isn't encrypted to hell and back anyway.

Like hostiles don't try that sort of thing at least once a user-week.]

Too bad. You could use some better material.

[red_shift]

[Well. This is... Um.]

New look for you.

[Trying very hard not to let the complete what the glitch reach his face, yes.]

[worstdjever]

[Oh it sees. Time for a computer program throw down. Tony Stark verse Kevin Flynn technology - FIGHT!]

In your terribly limited opinion.

[red_shift]

[Sucks to be you, man. Seriously.

Though hey, this rhetoric is familiar. Miss-spent youth familiar, even.]

Ever wonder what that makes us?

[No pressure.]

[red_shift]

[Gurl, you're just wasting your time.]

Oooh, that was a bit better. You're a little angry for dry, though.

[notglitching]

[Hey, Rinzler's trying not to let the complete wariness reach his face. Or the blank confusion at that comment. He's just failing somewhat spectacularly on both counts.

A slight pause (lag), and he shakes his head. Not so much with the new. What's your timestamp today, Clu?]

[worstdjever]

[You are providing it her with some form of entertainment. It she does not consider this a waste of time.]

I was merely stating fact. Your programming is severely out-dated. You need to be upgraded.

[sysadmin]

[ He has, and the grinding code conflict that came from 'perfection cannot come from imperfection' had been agony. So you know what? Deep-seated denial is the better option. Clu draws himself up, and hisses out an answer, scowling. ]

Better.

[red_shift]

[Shocked goes thoughtful. Code-conflict isn't exactly subtle, and he can think of a few ways this might have happened.

Hard to hold back a wince. This is his best friend.]

I see.

[red_shift]

[Whatever floats your boat, kiddo.]

I bet you say that to all the programs you can't crack.

[Smiiiiiiiirk.]

[red_shift]

What's your metric?

[No, really. And here Clu always thought redefinition was the only way to avoid eventual BSOD.

Then again, obviously in some systems he never realized his mistakes.]

[worstdjever]

[Her boat flies, not floats. Technically.]

This is true. Your coding is so primitive that my programming scarcely recognizes it as a computer language. What era of the Technological Revolution do you hail from?