"He does not eat his own droppings. He's a Foo Dog. All... divine grace and intelligence and stuff."

[Ah, yes. Susan's life kinda sucks. But you totally need to finish the booooooksthey'resogoodohmygaaawwwwwwww-]

"You're really starting to embarrass me, mun-guy, you know that?"

[... I can still mallynap you and have you turned into a cartoon pony, you know.]

"What, like that... Rainbow Brite or whoever?"

[Rainbow Dash, Harry.]

"Whatever. I'm still not convinced she wasn't a hallucination."

[Why are you not petting the cat?]

"... Alright, alright."

[That's better.]