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[vampirekiller]

You will be going on holiday -- and a much needed one at that. I reckon this will include a time away from everything you do on a normal basis, including these activities I am a part of, no?

I fail to see what the problem is.

Rest well, Mundane.

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[summonedstrength]

Hey.

Hey.

I see what the problem is. Translation: I'm going to miss you, jerkface.

Either way, I hope your mun has a great time.

[vampirekiller]

There is no problem, Hector.

[He's not going to miss you. Yes he is.]

But I'm sure he'll have a good time.

[summonedstrength]

Fine, I guess there isn't.

[WHATEVER THEN. It's not like he's going to be crying in his tequila, singing Jesse's Girl obnoxiously to no one. Yes he is.]

He should. He deserves some time to relax.

[vampirekiller]

Unless you mean to say there is a problem?

[No margarita Jell-O. Sigh.]

[summonedstrength]

If you don't see one, then I suppose I could be wrong.

[And no 5 AM fake emergency phone calls. Truly, there are dark, trying times ahead.]

[vampirekiller]

[HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT YOU.]

Just because I cannot see one does not negate its existence.

[summonedstrength]

[I WANT TO KNOW.]

Doesn't it?

[vampirekiller]

[Mun doesn't know the rest of the lyrics and doesn't feel like being bombarded with ads and shit from a site.

But the sentiment's there, bro.]

That's for you to answer, friend.

[summonedstrength]

[Hector's mun had to go look it up too, don't even feel bad.

All the sentiments, bro. All of them.]

Then as far as I can see, the problem with having time away from the activities that include you is that there is a distinct lack of you.

Which could be problematic for some people who may be used to seeing you frequently. Like me.

[vampirekiller]

You make a strong and valid point there, Hector. Unfortunately, there is not much I can do about what my Mundane does in his spare time. My hands are tied.

[SOB.]

[summonedstrength]

I know...it's just unfortunate. Still, I hope you have time to relax, too. You're a good guy that works hard. You deserve some time to yourself.

[CRIES FOREVER.]

[vampirekiller]

I'd rather not waste any time. People need me.

[And it sucks to drink alone. WAKE ME UP INSIDE.]

[rageagainstgod]

What is a mun but a miserable pile of secrets.

I LOLed.

[vampirekiller]

...

I couldn't pass that up.

[rageagainstgod]

Pick your jaw up, slack-witted Belmont.

Tch. No wonder your mun needs a vacation.

[vampirekiller]

I agree, especially if it means distancing himself from the likes of you.

[rageagainstgod]

Now, now. You fell so easily into the grasp of my evil priest Shaft's hands before. No bravado necessary now, Richter.

Unless that is fear.

[summonedstrength]

That's true. Still, you've got people that can handle things while you're gone. We're not Belmonts by any means, but we'll make sure nothing gets out of hand. Maybe knowing that, you can rest a little easier and focus on taking care of yourself until you're back.

Then you can fire us all and show us how it's really done.

Sound like a plan?

[Does it ever. Hector will be an OWNER OF A LONELY HEART.]

[vampirekiller]

I will not deny that moment of weakness. However, this is not fear. We Belmonts do not know the meaning of it...

[And his arms fold, as if punctuating his words.]

...you should know that by now, considering how often you've fallen, destroyed and screaming in agony at our feet.

[vampirekiller]

...indeed it does. Thank you, Hector. Your efforts and words are much appreciated. I can never hope to repay your kindness.

[It's much better than being an owner of a broken heart. But it still sucks.]

[summonedstrength]

No repayment is necessary. Tis the least I can do for someone that does so much for the sake of others, asking nothing in return -- a man that I am proud to call my friend.

[Amen to that. He is going to miss you, Ricky. LIKE THE DESERTS MISS THE RAIN!]

GDI that damn song. GRAH.

[vampirekiller]

[And he'll be missing you, Hector, with every step you take, every move you make, every single day, every time he'll pray. He'll be missing you. How's that for ear worm payback.]

I LOOK UP AT YOUR HOOOUSE, AND I CAN ALMOST HEAR YOU SHOUT~

[summonedstrength]

[In fact, it seems like yesterday they used to rock the show. He laced the track, Ricky locked the flow. So far from hangin' on the block for dough. Vampire Killer they got to know that, life ain't always what it seem to be.

Words can't express what you mean to him, Ricky.

Your attack is ineffective because that was also my jam.]

...

[vampirekiller]

[...

Yeah. He really does need that vacation.]

/puts on Jamiroquai hat and moonwalks past couches

[summonedstrength]

[As long as it isn't in the future. Cause it's

made of

virtual insanity.]

FUCK. YOU.

[vampirekiller]

[diaf.]

LET ME LOVE YOU.

[summonedstrength]

[Better get back, now.

That girl is poisoooon.]