oh no she's mad at me... CAN'T IMAGINE WHY. canon is... a Vocaloid AU, to make it brief.

[machinemuzik]

"Then again, half the reason I even play her is to see the reactions of the poor muses I throw her at."

--!!! Th-that's awful! You're terrible!

[her mouth parts jitter about as she speaks, pretty clearly displaying just how upset she is. well, that, and how distorted her synthetic voice has become. she's got the volume just a liiiiittle bit higher than normal.

she folds her long arms as best she can, turning her back to her mundane with a small "hmph."]

If that's the main reason that you're playing with me, then maybe you just shouldn't play with me at all anymore.

Comments

[tree_puncher]

Sadly Mun's like doing what they do... Regardless of our feelings...

And for the record... I'm trying not to think of of you as another Spider at which to kill for string and eyes...

wow nightmares

[ex_evilly919]

[ This kid will just stare because what are you. ]

I don't understand! Does that mean your mun only plays you to scare people?

[ She isn't afraid, just curious! She's never seen anything like her before. ]

[mikune]

[ Excuse Miku as she rudely hops over to her rather -- um, interesting doppelganger of sorts . ]

Hey! Heeeey!

What's coming out of your mouth? [ Can she tug on those? ] What are those? Tell Miku!

[charge_sword]

Uh. Well.

Constructing us to look like humans is just vanity anyway, I'm sure.

[Says the bio-robot knight designed to handsome.]

[machinemuzik]

I'm not a spider. [she almost seems insulted.]

then my work here is done.

[machinemuzik]

[she nods her head, her eyes forming into the most pouty expression she can manage. her mouth parts click against each other, drawing in.]

[machinemuzik]

Wah--! Don't pull on those--! [there's a clicking sound like someone holding a fan in place, and she pulls away quickly, brows knitting into a clear frown despite her lack of a mouth.] They're mouth parts.

[machinemuzik]

It is. I mean... I could look like a human, if I wanted to. But that's kind of boring and uncomfortable. And it's a lot of work to change out all those parts...

[charge_sword]

Uncomfortable? I'd think it the other way round, since most things are designed for humans. I'll admit, I've sometimes wanted more practical arms. More joints would be useful.

[machinemuzik]

I guess, but... that's not what I'm supposed to look like. It's not "me."

[clicks her mouth parts.]

[charge_sword]

Well, I can understand that.

[As a nameless mass produced man, what identity you can cling to is important.]

If you're not 'you' then...who are you? You know?

[tree_puncher]

Alright then, good to know... Sorry to have offended you.

[kingunmaker]

Oh, I quite agree. To treat you as a freak on display would be...

[Hi there, don't mind his finger just... slowly sliding down one of the feelers from her mouth.]

... a display of the utmost disrespect and ignorance. My lady.

[machinemuzik]

[WHOA she blushes at that. SOMEHOW. don't ask questions.

wait okay she pulls away, embarrassed, her mouthparts jittering around nervously.]

E-exactly! It's just so... mean.

[kingunmaker]

[Oh. Oh my she's even blushing. Aren't you just the most precious little thing~?]

Unbearably so. Allow me to offer you my company in place of hers- I dare say it shall be a far more pleasant experience.