Potentially Ruby City? Eventually?

[doctor_not_a]

Now wait just a damn minute there, little lady! You're writin' out an entire application and yer not even sure yer gonna send me to that god forsaken city?

... I can live with not goin' at all, as I'm sure you know. My Spock is irritatin' enough, I'm not going to deal with a young Spock who apparently left Jim on the surface of a frozen planet. Not that Jim couldn't use a little coolin' down on occasion but that was a bit out of line, even for Spock.

Now, little miss Mun, if your gonna be doin' this, I suggest doin' it right. If you can convince someone to post a Test-Drive meme, since no one seems to care for 'em when you post 'em. You can get plenty of practice there rather than here.

Comments

[beifongfrenzy]

Why does she want to send you there? Memes are the best! You don't have to be tied down, and you get to meet a lot of really cool people.

And some not so cool, but that's give and take.

[doctor_not_a]

Somethin' about havin' a good laugh at an alternate Spock talkin' with and old fossil like me.

[Whoa whoa! Mun, you didn't not just make him call himself a fossil >(]

I'm sure I can handle a few of 'em.

[goddess_of_fertility]

The sound of your voice is annoying!

You should just do what your mundane ordered you and not say a word about it. Let alone give her worthless advises.

[doctor_not_a]

Ma'am, I'm not sure who you are, but I don't believe you quite understand just what is at stake with this: my sanity.

I'll be dealing with an alternate and very much younger version of that pointy-eared bastard. If that ain't irritating, I'll eat my boots.

[goddess_of_fertility]

Your sanity? It is your existence that is at stake human!

If your mundane decided so, it means she is right! Irritating or not this is the will of your mundane and you have no choice but to follow it.

[original_fine]

Spock left me on a frozen planet?

[doctor_not_a]

If God wants me dead, I'd be dead already. As it happens, I've seen my life through her eyes and I'm pleased to see that I get to take a gander at just about every single Enterprise that has been commissioned. A girl like her won't place any risk on my existence, ma'am.

Now there ain't no being anywhere that I right or wrong about the things that impact my life most, except myself.

[beifongfrenzy]

An old fossil? [Just have her laughing, totally agreeing.]

[doctor_not_a]

Apparently so but that girl "in charge" doesn't seem t'be willing to give me any more details than that and the fact that our Spock was there already.

[He's gonna need a stiff drink his first day there...]

[doctor_not_a]

[Smirking. Just a bit.]

Well, maybe not a fossil but I've certainly seen a few more years than I expected, being on the Enterprise.

[goddess_of_fertility]

Then if you know she won't place any risk on your existence and thinks to your best interest why do you even complain and give her advises?

Your mundane only works for your good. You lack the qualification to judge what's right or wrong about the things that impacts your life, so she will do it for you. If you can understand something that simple, stop being a pest and go back to her headspace!

[beifongfrenzy]

You know, you're OK. My name's Toph. Toph Beifong.

[doctor_not_a]

I'm not concerned about my physical wellbeing, young Miss. It's my mental wellbeing and having to deal with that pointy-eared hobgoblin.

I believe you missed the latest memo, ma'am, most mundanes don't do things for the good of their muses. They do it for their own damn entertainment and that's all this situation happens t'be. And I damn well don't appreciate you attempting to insult my intelligence!

[doctor_not_a]

Glad t'hear it.

A pleasure, Miss Toph. I'm Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer on the Enterprise.

[original_fine]

Time travel is always confusing.

[beifongfrenzy]

You're a doctor?! That's kinda cool. I mean I knew a lot of doctors before. My parents always had a bunch around when I was a kid.

[goddess_of_fertility]

Stop over-exaggerating!! What little knowledge I have been provided on the situation is enough for me to know you're blowing out of proportion whatever mental impact this pointy-haired man may have on you!

Most mundanes do what is right and what must be done. Muses like you merely cannot understand the wholeness of their thoughts and imagine higher beings as cruel and selfish when they are not.

I'll add that I cannot insult what doesn't exist.

[doctor_not_a]

That's probably why Starfleet tells us not to do it.

[doctor_not_a]

One'a the best in the fleet.

Why'd they have so many doctors around?

[ensigntribble]

_{[Oh shush doctor and look at the tribble coo on your desk. Just chillax, forget the Vulcan, forget the city and feed him. He's hungry!]} {coo warble wiggle warble coo}

[doctor_not_a]

I'm going to assume you've never met any of the logically inclined Vulcans before, then. So you can't quite understand, can you? Hearing about something and actually experiencing it are very different, ma'am.

Such a shame that you're wrong. My mundane is openly admitting that this is majorly "for the lulz" as she fondly puts it.

[Ignoring that last part. He refuses to rise to that bait.]

[doctor_not_a]

[...... Fffffffffffff--------]

Now where the hell did you come from?

[God... so cute. BUT NO FOOD FOR YOU! He remembers the millions of tribbles they had before. Never again.]

[ensigntribble]

{Irritated coo! Angry warble!} _{[Feed me! He coos a little more, shuffling on his desk towards the empty coffee mug. Fine, he'll go to bed. Screw you and the hypospray you wield, doctor!]}

[doctor_not_a]

[What, do you plan on sleeping in his mug, or something? No, come back here! He's going to hold and pet you. And pretend he wasn't if anyone comes snooping.]

[goddess_of_fertility]

You're alive and sane, aren't you? You humans are always so prone to create trouble that does not exist! I hope this experience will at least teach you where your place is.

You most likely misinterpret her words. Or she's one of the few mundane as foolish as muses like you. Unfortunately, they do exist.