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dear_mun2012-05-13 07:10 pm
spiderhorse) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-13 07:10 pm
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[Uncle Thor! Uncle Thor! Why don't you just ask to ride him to Midgard since the Bifrost is dead? He'd be happy to!
Except, well...one of the Moms said not to and also said he was disappointing and that made him sad. Kind of. He's a bit of a dunderhead, which is why he likes Uncle Thor...and which is why he's totally going to lean down and lick his face.
It's okay, right? His saliva has to have healing qualities or something. It won't mess up his hair, at least.]
Except, well...one of the Moms said not to and also said he was disappointing and that made him sad. Kind of. He's a bit of a dunderhead, which is why he likes Uncle Thor...and which is why he's totally going to lean down and lick his face.
It's okay, right? His saliva has to have healing qualities or something. It won't mess up his hair, at least.]
[MOM
MOM
MOTHER
MOMMY
MADRE
[INSERT ANCIENT GERMANIC WORD FOR MOTHER RIGHT HERE]
He is so excited it's not even funny. It's just downright strange, an eight legged monster god horse prince being so excited that he's just running right over to get in his mom's face for all the petting and love
also apples, he better have apples
Happy Mother's Day!
That face says: I DID GOOD, RIGHT?]
MOM
MOTHER
MOMMY
MADRE
[INSERT ANCIENT GERMANIC WORD FOR MOTHER RIGHT HERE]
He is so excited it's not even funny. It's just downright strange, an eight legged monster god horse prince being so excited that he's just running right over to get in his mom's face for all the petting and love
also apples, he better have apples
Happy Mother's Day!
That face says: I DID GOOD, RIGHT?]
[One wouldn't think it difficult to say something chastising to an eight-legged monster horse god creature showing entirely too much enthusiasm at the sight of him. And yet for some reason, Loki's acidic, usually barbed tongue is still and silent.
After a moment, he holds out a hand, gleaming red apple resting in the center of his palm.]
Greetings, Slepnir.
[And then, because no one's watching, he gives his son a smile and a brief stroke of his fingers along his mane.]
You did well, my son.
After a moment, he holds out a hand, gleaming red apple resting in the center of his palm.]
Greetings, Slepnir.
[And then, because no one's watching, he gives his son a smile and a brief stroke of his fingers along his mane.]
You did well, my son.
[Oh my God, Mom is smiling. He did something really really good. He could wet himself in glee right now, okay.
...well, he could wet himself regardless, he's a damn horse, BUT STILL. JUST SO HAPPY.
I'm happy to see you.
Yeah, that apple is gone really quickly. Two crunches and down the giant throat, and it's done.
You look well!]
...well, he could wet himself regardless, he's a damn horse, BUT STILL. JUST SO HAPPY.
I'm happy to see you.
Yeah, that apple is gone really quickly. Two crunches and down the giant throat, and it's done.
You look well!]
[Loki's something of a horrible parent, it's only just that occasionally he make an effort.]
Disappointing though I suspect it is for the Allfather, exile cannot diminish me.
[Regrettably, he has only the one apple and drops his hand to his side when it is gone.]
How do you fare in my absence?
Disappointing though I suspect it is for the Allfather, exile cannot diminish me.
[Regrettably, he has only the one apple and drops his hand to his side when it is gone.]
How do you fare in my absence?
[Sleipnir loves him forever and ever okay
He needs an intervention at this point, it's that bad
I am wonderful! The Allfather takes great care of me, and the Allmother makes the best oat mash, but nothing beats seeing my mother...nothing!]
He needs an intervention at this point, it's that bad
I am wonderful! The Allfather takes great care of me, and the Allmother makes the best oat mash, but nothing beats seeing my mother...nothing!]
[APPLES?
IN PIES?
OMG. OMG. IS THIS HAPPY DEFORMED MONSTROUS SON DAY OR...? WOW! THIS IS THE BEST!
Why aren't you with mother?]
IN PIES?
OMG. OMG. IS THIS HAPPY DEFORMED MONSTROUS SON DAY OR...? WOW! THIS IS THE BEST!
Why aren't you with mother?]
[So much for trying to convince Slepnir to rear and drop Odin on his royal posterior during his next ride through the realm.]
It pleases me to learn that they do not take out their anger with me on you.
[It also might please him that his son is so happy to see him, though he's not admitting to that bit of sentimental nonsense.
He will, however, expend enough energy to magic up another apple, after a moment's consideration.]
It pleases me to learn that they do not take out their anger with me on you.
[It also might please him that his son is so happy to see him, though he's not admitting to that bit of sentimental nonsense.
He will, however, expend enough energy to magic up another apple, after a moment's consideration.]
[He wouldn't be the first. All the half-siblings echo those sentiments, Mom. You're not alone.
They would never. They have always treated me with respect and love.
Pause. Another apple. He takes it, crunching it hard once as though he's thinking about what to say.
Why would they be angry at you?
Huginn and Muninn are not tabloid journalists, Mom, they don't tell him shit.]
They would never. They have always treated me with respect and love.
Pause. Another apple. He takes it, crunching it hard once as though he's thinking about what to say.
Why would they be angry at you?
Huginn and Muninn are not tabloid journalists, Mom, they don't tell him shit.]
[He'll regard them for a moment before smashing his face into them and devouring them with the happiest horses noises ever
Oh. Well. Happy Mother's Day to you, too!]
Oh. Well. Happy Mother's Day to you, too!]
[OMG
GET YOUR OWN MOM
SHE'S ON MIDGARD IN THAT ONE FOREST
WHY DON'T YOU GO BOTHER HER OMG
THIS IS NOT FATHER'S DAY]
GET YOUR OWN MOM
SHE'S ON MIDGARD IN THAT ONE FOREST
WHY DON'T YOU GO BOTHER HER OMG
THIS IS NOT FATHER'S DAY]
[Skuld's just going to stay back and giggle a little, but not too long, she has sugar cubes!]
You're a lot more caring than your brother, and a lot more beautiful too. [Because she's scared of Fenrir of course.]
You're a lot more caring than your brother, and a lot more beautiful too. [Because she's scared of Fenrir of course.]
[O
M
G
BEST TINY GIRL EVER
GIVE HIM SOME SUGAR he will slobber all over her hand to suck in those cubes, kind of like giraffes, also hey, what's up he's in your face
Which one?]
M
G
BEST TINY GIRL EVER
GIVE HIM SOME SUGAR he will slobber all over her hand to suck in those cubes, kind of like giraffes, also hey, what's up he's in your face
Which one?]
[KISS MY HOOF
THIS ONE
NO, WAIT. THIS ONE.
...NO, NO, THIS ONE. IT STILL HAS BLOOD STUCK ON IT. AWOO.]
THIS ONE
NO, WAIT. THIS ONE.
...NO, NO, THIS ONE. IT STILL HAS BLOOD STUCK ON IT. AWOO.]
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