Tentatively Voicetesting...

[somuchpaperwork]

Ma'am.

It isn't as though I don't appreciate the effort you've gone to to pick me up, but would it be possible for you to figure out what we're going to be doing? I'm not really one for spans of idleness.

Though, I must say I'm enjoying the company in here, you certainly have a plethora of capable characters in mind. Thankfully none of them are Tony Stark. Would it be too much trouble for you to do something with Darcy? We're going to end up in a taser fight one of these days over the incident in New Mexico and that does not bode well for the others, not to mention the paperwork I'd have to file with Director Fury once I make it back to the helicarrier.

Thank you.

Comments

[onlyneedsone]

Why do I have a feeling I'm going to have to allot an entire section to 'paperwork regarding Ms. Lewis'?

[somuchpaperwork]

I do think that is a distinct possibility, sir. She's rather spirited.

[onlyneedsone]

You say spirited, I say a pain in my ass.

[bloodbrothers]

Oh, you're alive. [ He makes no effort to hide the disdain in his tone; he owes you one, Son of Coul. ]

[somuchpaperwork]

Seems that way. [It's entirely possible that he feels the same.] Despite efforts to the contrary.

[repulsors]

Hey, uh, I take offense to that little jab, Agent. Phil. [ To think he was ever upset about what happened. (Don't ask. He won't admit it.)]

[somuchpaperwork]

I might amend my description if the taser fight happens. She's rather tenacious.

[onlyneedsone]

She's impulsive. Reckless. Impatient. Irresponsible... need I go on?

[somuchpaperwork]

[So much staring, Stark. So much.] Why? Would you prefer to be confined into a limited amount of space with me? I didn't know you cared so.

[repulsors]

Yeah, that's me. One big cuddly teddy bear. What, no hug? We're not gonna have a teary-eyed reunion or anything? I offered to fly you to Portland. Who even goes to Portland? On purpose?

[ironnanny]

I imagine with Mr. Stark your paperwork would be doubled, sir. Small favors. Is there any way I can assist?

[somuchpaperwork]

Nope. I'm well aware of what the files we have on Ms. Lewis say. [He should since he was the one to gather most of the intel.]

Though, I admit she'd be a great S.H.I.E.L.D. operative if she were a bit more responsible and less reckless.

[somuchpaperwork]

Between Ms. Lewis and Mr. Stark, I would probably be doing paperwork for most of my life. I fear for the world if the two of them ever meet and decide to team up.

Do you have any possible recommendations for games my Mun could through me in? She seems rather stumped at the moment.

[somuchpaperwork]

Did you know there is a decided lack of superheros and villains around Portland? [He's pretty much just going to ignore the entire first seventy five percent of your words.Though he appreciates the effort.]

[repulsors]

Y'know, somehow I'm not surprised. Aren't they all too stoned to even think of committing crimes? Hard to imagine what an upstanding agent like you would have to do there. [ Aw, Coulson. He does it because he cares. Really. ]

[prpl_assistant]

It would depend on what sort of game your mundane is interested in. Setting, goal, pace, the availability of cast mates, and other muses are factors to think about.

[instigating]

oh, Goodie. [ Lips twist into a smile. ] It looks like I'll have another opportunity to take your pathetic life.

[swissarmybow]

That kid's giving you trouble?

[yankeedoodle]

It's a pleasure to see you, sir. I hope you'll be able to negotiate without those tasers.

[tasing]

Bring your best taser, Agent Suit, and may the best person win.

Also if you or S.H.I.E.L.D. is hiring I can totally skip out on my last semester of college. Seriously. I don't want to learn about the Prisoner's Dilemma for the fifty billionth time.

sorry about the threadjack

[tasing]

I also make a really bitching cup of coffee. Just in case you were wondering, Director Fury. Sir.

[like_a_gerbil]

Your mundane doesn't have any plans for you, Agent Coulson?

[black_widow]

I'd put my money on you. You're highly efficient with a taser.

[therealgenius]

Thankfully there's only one Tony Stark, am I right?

[spiderhorse]

[Why are you here?

Why aren't you on his back, riding off to Valhalla for a feast in your honor?]